Jan 27 2010
The Manly Titan of Time
In case you couldn’t guess, this is a sequel to yesterday’s “The Tiny Heroine of Time” post. But as you can see, Link has grown from a four year old girl into a big manly man, and he don’t want to listen to no goddamn fairies! Literal fairies, that’s not slang…
I always wondered what would happen if they actually made Link into the big bad action hero he should be, as currently he’s a bit uh, effeminate, shall we say? Who made the rule that elves always have to look like pre-teen girls, even when they’re boys? ****ing J.R.R. Tolkein.
[genzo]
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Insulting Link’s manliness is just wrong! I disapprove
don’t diss Tolkien!! his elves are kick-ass…blame freaking Keebler for turning elves into pansies…