Okay, let’s say it’s Monday night. Most of the people going grocery shopping on a Monday night are single, and Holytaco doesn’t think they’re the only ones that understands this.

You can also go shopping on Thursday night if you’re single, but then that means that you’re stocking up because you’re not going to do anything over the weekend except sit at home and eat Totino’s Pizza Rolls on the couch.

So what is in fact the inner monologue of a single guy at the grocery store?