Jan 26 2010

Kristen Stewart to Play a Stripper in New Movie

Published by at 11:00 am under News


Looks as if Kristen Stewart is taking a pretty big turn in her latest movie.  I think we’re all used to see her play the hip, lip curling, mysterious weirdo chick.  This should be interesting.

Kristen Stewart plays a stripper in her new film. The ‘Twilight’ star portrays a 16-year-old runaway who gets into erotic dancing and occasional prostitution to earn money in the movie – which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, on Saturday – and Kristen admits it is a big departure for her.

The 19-year-old actress is seen dancing in platform heels, fishnets, a micro-mini skirt and a bra in one scene and the actress was nervous about shooting the sequence with co-star James Gandolfini.

Stewart admitted she was nervous putting on the fishnets but sources say she tried to “own it.”  Yeah Kristen!  Own those fishnets!  Turns out that Kristen trained with a professional trainer for two weeks and while she wanted to train in clothes the trainer said “you don’t stick to the pole when you do that.”

Please folks, insert as many puns as possible into that line.  In fact, I want this entire comment thread revolved around “sticking to pole” jokes.

In any event, I happen to be a fan of Stewart so I’m looking forward to seeing her strut her stuff.

[Via AZcentral]

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22 responses so far

22 Responses to “Kristen Stewart to Play a Stripper in New Movie”

  1. kjon 26 Jan 2010 at 11:04 am

    There is a vast difference between the two words “poll” and “pole”

    Clothes don’t make you stick to a series of questions.

  2. Paul Tassion 26 Jan 2010 at 11:12 am


  3. Nattybon 26 Jan 2010 at 11:29 am

    Paul, you’re such a little pansy

  4. Sverrir Sigfussonon 26 Jan 2010 at 12:15 pm

    How about giving us the name of the film?

  5. Berton 26 Jan 2010 at 12:40 pm

    How many fictional strip clubs does James Gandolfini own anyway?

  6. Media on the Web | Gunaxin Mediaon 26 Jan 2010 at 1:06 pm

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  7. Paul Tassion 26 Jan 2010 at 1:12 pm


    NO I’M NOT

  8. kjon 26 Jan 2010 at 1:52 pm

    @nattyb Thanks for not bashing me as a grammar/spelling nazi. :)

  9. Nattybon 26 Jan 2010 at 1:53 pm


    Stop using CAPS LOCK.

  10. Madisonon 26 Jan 2010 at 1:58 pm

    I liked her every since I saw photos of her smoking a joint. This only helps.

  11. Paul Tassion 26 Jan 2010 at 2:09 pm


  12. IcemanDon 26 Jan 2010 at 2:33 pm

    @ Madison: While I agree that helps (my tag use to be IcemanD420 but I’m all adult and shit now) I still can’t stand her.

    And not just from Twilight either, she was absolutely terrible in Adventure Land

  13. Pepe Verazon 26 Jan 2010 at 2:44 pm

    @Sverrir Sigfusson the film is “Welcome to the Rileys”

  14. Erswion 26 Jan 2010 at 3:40 pm

    “Tits or GTFO” really says it all.

  15. joeon 26 Jan 2010 at 3:57 pm

    The biggest joke is that you’re a fan of Kristen Stewart.


  16. Chingoon 26 Jan 2010 at 7:23 pm

    I’ll have to agree…she instantly received some cred from me when she was caught smokin some of that fine Cali treefer…still nothing like Ms. Theron smokin out of an apple though

  17. Roseyon 01 Oct 2010 at 10:11 am

    I guess the BUZZ word here then is FABULOUS!!!

  18. Statik Regülatöron 05 Oct 2010 at 3:23 am

    The biggest joke is that you’re a fan of Kristen Stewart.

  19. ramanaon 15 Oct 2010 at 8:10 am

    waiting for it

  20. Landing Page Testingon 27 Oct 2010 at 10:20 pm

    Its good to see any move with Tony Soprano!

  21. twilight fanon 14 Nov 2010 at 6:16 pm

    kriste is the best actress, specially in twilight!!!

  22. Twilight killeron 12 Sep 2011 at 8:45 am

    Wow twilight fan you really don’t know how to use a spellchecker do you. I suppose you can’t expect much from a twilight fan can we.

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