Comments on: Unreal Movie Review: Legion

By: What My Girlfriend Thinks I Do for a Living |

What My Girlfriend Thinks I Do for a Living | — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:41:43 +0000

[...] you loved a movie so much. That’s why my favorite reviews I’ve written are ones like Legion or New Moon or Transformers 2, but movies I actually like, such as The Road or Inception or [...]

By: haleeby

haleeby — Fri, 07 May 2010 13:28:16 +0000

LOL, i watched it with some mates and we just kept on laughing, the people all having spazzes :X and the granny, so freeken funny . I don’t think it was intended to be a comedy, bnut it was in the end!

By: klzz

klzz — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 13:58:52 +0000

This review is a lot more ridiculous than the movie. It really wasn’t that horrible, I’m sure your revise would be a lot more entertaining, the entire ten seconds of watching God (as played by the rock) obliterate the world with one mighty stomp, immediately after preparing for his next shoot as the toothfairy.

This isn’t gladiator, or 300. It’s a fucking cliche horror attempt with a somewhat decent plot spin. Compared to all this other highly recycled material coming out in theaters this wasn’t that awful.

Poster, learn how to write a review. kthnx.

By: Milo Balls

Milo Balls — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:37:30 +0000

You want badass angels? Rent The Prophecy.

“I’m an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why”

God I love Christopher Walken so much

By: Banditone

Banditone — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 00:06:44 +0000

Tilda Swinton’s Gabriel for the win….

Waiting forever for this movie to see some BILLY BADASS angel fight scenes.

What a waste!

By: Kaz

Kaz — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 13:51:40 +0000

I went to see this movie for one reason and one reason only and that was to see Kevin Durand play a badass archangel. In that respect I wasn’t entirely disappointed. They actually gave Gabriel a bit of depth – a VERY little bit – but still more than I was expecting. They could have given him some more screen time, though. And DAMN he looked GOOD!!

Now I’m just patiently-as-possible waiting for Robin Hood for some more Kevin action.

By: FrankenPC

FrankenPC — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:26:35 +0000

I’m officially sick to death of thrillers/action flicks based on the bible. SICK I tell you! Book of Eli also stunk.

By: ComfortableMadness

ComfortableMadness — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 10:22:35 +0000

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had hoped against hope. Fail. I just hope this doesn’t launch Bettany and Durand into obscurity.

They really did do this backwards. As Paul points out, you can’t really have a movie where the plot is to fight AGAINST God. It just really won’t make sense. Should of had Michael as the only angel fighting on the side of God. All the other angels should have been made the renegades fed up with Gods love of humanity. I guess they should get a point for attempting originality.

P.S. This made 17.5 mil?

By: Lauren

Lauren — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:35:31 +0000

I’ve been excited about this movie since seeing the trailer here. Bought advance tickets and was looking forward to an awesome, scary, action movie. But, oh god, it sucked so bad. And the only scary parts? The Grandma and Ice Cream Man that you see in the trailer! Ugh!
Looks like the next potentially awesome scary action flick is Wolfman. Hope that one is better than the piece of crap that is Legion.

By: ann

ann — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:18:29 +0000

I watched this movie last week and all throughout the movie, one thought was repeating in my mind…”WTF!?!?”

It was such a terrible movie that made no sense whatsoever! There were so many scenes where it seemed like the director forgot to follow up what he was originally intending to show…

The best thing about this movie is that it’s relatively short! They probably couldn’t afford to make the movie longer due to financial constraints! Most of their budget went to CGI Granny and Ice Cream dude….