Sorry, I couldn’t come up with a better title than Geekologie’s “What do you mean I can’t press Start?”

Unfortunately, this isn’t something you can buy, yet, as it’s hand sewn by Amber (pictured) over at Etsy, meaning it’s the only one EVER MADE. But surely, this will launch her budding fashion career, and we’ll see Miley Cyrus wearing one next week. In a perfect world.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to reexamine my life and figure out why I’ve just been turned on by a video game console.