It’s safe to say that at this point, Google knows each of us individually better than our intimate naughty time partners, psychiatrists, friends and family put together.

They know our deepest and darkest secrets based on the things we privately search for, our secret passwords and they know about all of our Craigslist “casual encounters.”

If the rest of the world knew what Google knew, people would less self-respect then they already do and that is a scary thought.