James Bond

Pros:

- Will immediately attract swarms of hot ladies.

- Will take the hottest lady and leave you with the second hottest, who will still be super hot.

- Will protect you against any criminal mastermind’s henchmen that happen to be in the bar.

Cons:

- Might take all the hot ladies for himself.

- Will always beat you at poker.

- Increases your chance of being attacked by criminal mastermind’s henchmen by 1000%

Jerry Seinfeld

Pros: 

- Will entertain swarms of hot ladies for as long as you need him to.

- Isn’t good looking enough to make you look bad by comparison.

- Possibly will make a TV show about your time in the bar together.

Cons: 

- Might annoy ladies with commentary about what the deal with bar nuts is.

- Larry David might show up and kill everyone’s buzz.

- Offers no defense against henchmen.