Dec 29 2009
The True Identity of Pac-Man

Funny when you’re a kid you play Pac-Man and you don’t really think twice of it. I mean here is this yellow pill eater and there’s these weird ghosts that keep coming after you. If you eat all the pills in time they won’t get you. But it all starts again on the next board.
I think this picture sums it up quite nicely. All Pac-Man is, is a crazy space man with hyper anxieyy and disillusionment. His only savior for this disease is a medication with side affects that make him see floating ghosts that want to kill him.
A pretty large price to pay.
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So then what are the power pellets? 8-balls?
Naw, man. Dude’s a samurai:
http://geekadelphia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/pac_samurai.jpg
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I was thinking that he was taking the pills to make the ghosts go away. Anti-schizophrenic medication. But the ghosts always come back, and as he builds resistance to the meds, he needs to take his pills faster and faster.