Dec 23 2009
15 of the Most Badass Santas Around
It’s Christmas time, and therefore I think it’s time I started writing about it. Only two more days until I get Assassin’s Creed II get to spend time with my family, which I’m very much looking forward to.
This Christmas-y post is a gallery of pictures that are the most badass Santas I could find on the internet, and I think I’ve got some good ones. But as always, if you think you can do any better, shoot me an e-mail (paul@unrealitymag.com) and I’ll put up any extra awesome ones you find. Enjoy!
Showboating Santa Should Realize His Beard is Not an Airbag
Superhero Santa Should Leave the Skimpy Santa Outfits to Hot Girls
Biker Santa Should Have Found Some More Badass Reindeer
Darth Santa Finds Your Lack of Faith Disturbing
AK-47 Wielding Santa is a Political Message About Something or Other
Goldberg Santa WANTS HIS MILK AND COOKIES!
Elf Santa is the DNA of Santa Mixed with the DNA of the Natives
Rapper Santa Has Different Kinds of Ho Ho Hos
Fightin’ Santa Wishes Baby Jesus Would Get Off His Ass and Help Him
Sunglasses Santa Realizes that the Sun Never Sets on Being a Badass
Zombie Santa Finds Himself Fresh Out of Elves
Soul Calibur Santa Needs More HP
Old School St. Nick Santa is Too Classy for Reindeer
Serial Killer Santa Should Have Stayed in Someone’s Imagination.
Santa the Hun Takes Your Presents and SMASHES THEM TO PIECES!
Mr. T Santa Doesn’t Want no Jibba-Jabber from you Nancy Reagan!
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The first Santa is Palestinian and why did you block the Palestinian flag from the picture? I am a fan of your site, I do not see whose interests you represent? googel the picture, Palestinian Santa and you will see the flag that has been blocked by you sirs.
@ Hanitizer
I assure you no one here “blocked the flag.”
I ran a google image search like you requested, and the first image I found was the same one that we used in the pic:
http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2008/12/25/palestinian-santa_BWfY1_19672.jpg
You’re looking wayyyy too much into this, man.
@Hanitizer
You’ve discovered our secret Zionist agenda!
Just kidding. That’s exactly how I found the picture. If that’s true, I respect the dude for having the balls to stand up to Israel in a Santa Claus outfit. That’s actually kind of hilarious.
OMG, am I witnessing a kabobfest/unreality mag encounter? Awesome!
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That so-called ‘old school’ one is actually the Dutch ‘Sinterklaas’, as opposed to the ‘Kerstman’ (Santa). They are regarded two individual characters during the holidays