Dec 18 2009
The Most Cheesy Yet Awesome Arnold Schwarzenegger Lines From His Best Action Movies
Can you even imagine how much fun it would have been being a screenwriter knowing that Arnold Schwarzenegger was your star? Let me explain. You’ve got this huge bulky guy doing action movies and he has a ridiculous accent. He kills stuff like 100 times a movie and goes up against incredibly silly looking villains.
Seriously guys. The possibilities are endless. I swear to God these writers knew exactly what they were doing when they wrote these lines. First of all I never realized how many curses there were (but well worth it because it’s funny hearing a guy with an accent curse.
Second of all, the amount of cheesiness is simply unmatched.
Enjoy the most cheesy yet awesome Arnold Schwarzenegger lines from his best action movies
Commando
He’s Dead Tired
Let off some steam, Bennett
I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I’m very hungry
You’re a funny man, Sully, I like you. That’s why I’m going to kill you last
Because all fucking hell is going to break loose
Predator
You’re one… *ugly* motherfucker!
If it bleeds, we can kill it
So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meatgrinder?
Come on… Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!
Get to the Chopper!
Raw Deal
Because of you a lot of people are dead. And now it’s your turn
You should not drink and bake!
Max, if you’re the best there is, the wheel would never have been invented.
What do you think I look like, Dirty Harry?
Terminator 2
Hasta la vista, baby.
Chill out, dickwad.
No problemo.
Of course; I’m a terminator.
I swear I will not kill anyone.
True Lies
Yeah: I’m going to kill you pretty soon.
Get the fuck out of here. Just get out of here.
Have you ever killed anyone? Yeah, but they were all bad.
What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
Can you hurry up. My horse is getting tired.
The Running Man
Killian, here’s your Subzero, now plain zero.
[after Richards cut Buzzsaw in half with a chain saw] What happened to Buzzsaw? He had to Split
[trying to get Dynamo's attention] Hey, Lighthead! Hey, Christmas Tree!
[after killing Damon Killian] Now that hit the spot.
I can straighten that out. See that camera up there? I’ll strangle you in front of the whole audience.
Total Recall
[Lori goes for her gun, Quaid shoots her in the head, killing her] Consider that a divorce!
Well, Cohaagen, I have to hand it to you. It’s the best mindfuck yet.
Come on, Cohaagen! You got what you want. Give those people air!
What about the guy you lobotomized? Did he get a refund?
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WELL I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST, BECAUSE I’M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH!!!!
Predator: After impaling an enemy soldier: “Stick Around.”
Total Recall: While running a drill through Benny: “Screw you!”
No “See you at the party Richter!”?
For shame! That’s second only to “Get to de choppa” in the line of Arnie greats.
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My favorite line from commando is directly related to the “I’m going to kill you last” line:
Remember when I said I was going to kill you last? I lied.
You forgot “YOU BLEW MY COVER!!!! They’ll kill you all!!!” and “Get your ass to mars.” in Total Recall.
Another “Raw Deal”:
(thick Austrian accent)She was molested, murdered, and mutilated.
How about ANY of them from Batman and Robin?
FREEZE! COOL! CHILL! COLD! ICE! WINTER!
Oh, and later after he says “See you at the party” to Richter:
Lady: What happened to Richter?
Quaid/Hauser: Don’t worry – I managed to DISARM him
even in his non-complete-action movies he has good lines.
Conan, what is the best in life?
To crush your enemies,see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
total recall:
Relax, youll live longer.
The Eraser:
(To an alligator he killed) You’re luggage!
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Predator:
Poncho: You’re bleeding, man. You’re hit.
Blain: I ain’t got time to bleed.
Poncho: Oh… Okay…
[Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff] You got time to duck?
@JB: That’s a great line, but Schwarzenegger wasn’t in that conversation.
I also have to add, “It’s not a tumor!” from Kindergarten Cop.
“enough talk” from Conan then he throws a knife in some dudes head