Dec 18 2009

Five Classic Movies that Were Supposed to be Disasters

Published by at 1:30 pm under Lists,Movies

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In a few hours, I’m going to head out to see Avatar, perhaps the most polarizing and hyped movie of this decade. There has been skepticism about the film from the beginning, and the public has so far balked at the odd-looking blue aliens they’ve seen in the trailer, while filmophiles are celebrating the release of the film like it’s the second coming of Christ.

I’ve been avoiding looking at the critical reception for the film to keep me unbiased until I see it, but despite my best efforts, I’ve heard both good and bad things, though the general sense I get is that critics are digging it so far.

But with twelve years sunk into it by a director many believe to be something of a madman, a budget said to be inching toward $300M, and levels of hype reaching critical mass, is there even a chance that Avatar can succeed?

I decided to take a look back at five other now-classic films that struggled with early production problems, initial audience rejection, critical panning and gargantuan costs, only to overcome and become true icons in the annals of film history. Observe:

Star Wars (1977)

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Believe it or not, the original Star Wars went through its share of trials before it became the dominant entertainment force of the century. Lucas penned rewrite after rewrite of the original script, as both and he and the studio thought it wasn’t working. His big breakthrough came when he realized that the universe he created was too big to be contained in one film, and started writing with sequels in mind.

But even after his “good” draft of Star Wars, during filming, those on the cast and crew and production team were often heard to say that the whole project was ridiculous, and would never work, and reportedly early test screenings garnered some poor responses from audiences who couldn’t follow what was going on.

That all changed however, when the film actually made it to release. It was immediately beloved by both critics and audiences everywhere, and exploded into perhaps the most famous film series of all time.

Interestingly enough, rumor has it that since James Cameron is trying to make Avatar the Star Wars of this century, Lucas has actually been considering saddling up for another trilogy to compete. Hmm…

Cleopatra (1963)

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It’s the movie that practically bankrupted 20th Century Fox, and lives on in infamy to this day. The film set out with a budget of $2M, which miraculously swelled to $44M by the time all was said and done. And keep in mind that’s 1963 dollars. Today? That would cost over $300M.

The massive budget produced a six hour film that was literally cut in half by the studio, and when it was finally released in theaters, it was lambasted by critics for glaring historical inaccuracy and shoddy acting.

But despite all this, the film eventually recouped it’s massive budget with worldwide box office receipts, and managed to win four Academy Awards It’s tough to say that the film is “good” per se, but despite all its problems, still managed to be pretty successful in its own right.

Pirates of the Caribbean (2003)

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There was initially NO ONE who thought this movie was a good idea. The pirate genre had been dead for eons, and the movie was allegedly based on a damn theme park ride. Both journalists and confused audiences who watched a non-revealing teaser trailer expected the film to be a complete waste of time.

Add on top of this the fact that Disney was sinking $140M into the film, and it became clear that the movie would have to do some serious business if it in any way wanted to make that massive budget up.

But lo and behold, the original film was a smash hit, and between it and it’s two sequel, the Pirates series has grossed over $2.6 BILLION dollars worldwide, and a fourth film is on the horizon. It also created one of the most iconic movie characters in history in Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow.

Snow White (1937)

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Yeah, I wasn’t expecting to see this on here either, but the process of getting Snow White to the big screen was nothing short of hellish. Walt Disney had to fight tooth and nail to get this film made, and it almost bankrupted him in the process. Both his brother and his wife attempted to talk him out of it (his wife at one point famously said, “No one’s going to pay a dime to see a dwarf picture”), and eventually Hollywood started calling the project “Disney’s Folly.” Those are fightin’ words in 1937!

The film’s eventual costs wound up being $1.4M, which you can imagine was a shit ton of money in the ‘30s, and Disney had to mortgage his house to help pay for it.

But Disney’s first feature film would go on to be a great success, and was the first in an almost neverending series of classic animated kids films over the past seventy years. Snow White itself eventually would earn $184M around the world, and when adjusted for inflation, the film still stands as one of the top ten highest grossing movies of all time.

Titanic (1997)

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Ah yes, I thought it fitting to conclude with James Cameron’s last opus before I head off to go see Avatar for myself. Titanic was the Cleopatra of its day, with journalists astonished at how in the world the film could make up its budget which had ballooned all the way to $200M.

There were reports that Cameron had gone crazy, as horror reports began to surface from the set about his dictator-like directorial style and a bevy of accidents and mishaps constantly plagued production. Early critical consensus tore the film apart too, saying things like, “The number of times in this unbelievably badly-written script that the two [lead characters] refer to each other by name was an indication of just how dramatically the script lacked anything more interesting for the actors to say,” and filmmaker Robert Altman even called it, “The most dreadful piece of work I’ve ever seen in my entire life.”

But alas, the rest is history. Titanic went on to be the most successful movie of all time, grossing $1.8 bilion worldwide when all was said and done, and if that wasn’t enough, the film was nominated for a record-tying 14 Oscars and won 11. There are many who will still maintain that Titanic sucks, but it’s pretty hard to argue with the objective facts.

So this is a perfect bridge to today. Once again, Cameron has a massive film on deck with an absurd budget and a slew of negative buzz from the average moviegoer, but will he overcome? Will Avatar be another film to headline a future list like this? I think it will, and now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to go find out.





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15 responses so far

  • Prof. Frink

    Titanic sucks, it has overcome nothing…enough said.

  • EJ

    Don’t sleep on ‘Waterworld.’

    From Wiki: “With a budget of $175 million, the film grossed a mere $88 million at the U.S. box office, which seemed to make it the all time box office bomb.[7] Adjusted for inflation and expressed in 2006 dollars (USD), the budget for the movie was $231.6 million, and grossed $116.8 million at the U.S. box office.

    The film, however, did much better overseas, with $176 million at the foreign box office (for a total of $264 million),[8] and good VHS and later DVD sales.[9]”

    Not to mention:”There was one clear winner of the film’s production: the state of Hawaii, which had more than $35 million dollars poured into its state economy as a result of the colossal film production.[5]”

    And: “At RottenTomatoes.com, the film is rated “rotten” with a Tomatometer score of 40% and an averaged rating of 5.1. However, among the “Top Critics” on the film’s page, the film is certified “fresh” with a score of 75%, and an averaged rating of 6.4/10.[12]”

    And aside from all that, its a helluva lotta stupid fun to watch.

  • JapJay

    Just what the world needs, another crappy trilogy from Lucas. Rest on your Star Wars laurels and move on.

  • Madison

    The bigger something is, the more people want to see it fail. Makes me proud to be human.

    @ Prof. Frink

    Yeah, I’m sure Cameron is weeping that you don’t like Titanic. Oscars and box office records means nothing compared to your opinion.

  • http://lovelyentropy@wordpress.com Lola

    before “Snow White” came out people were afraid that they’d go blind if the watched a color cartoon for over an hour. nothing says don’t see this movie like “it will literally blind you.”

  • LawlessClutch

    On Waterworld, yeah, I moved out to Hawaii in ’93 when they were still filming. It was absolutely great for the local economy and everyone was so stoked about it. We’d all go pose for pictures in front of that big floating atoll, which wasn’t that far off shore.

    And while I can’t say whether or not I actually like the movie or merely have a fondness because its association with my childhood, I definitely have “a helluva lotta stupid fun” watching it, as EJ put it.

  • FrankenPC

    Alien:
    8.4 million budget.
    Total worldwide gross 104.9 million.
    A ratio of about 11:1 in profits.

    Even Titanic cant beat that ratio.

    Blair Witch Project:
    Final budget ~750,000$
    Worldwide gross: 248.6 million
    A ratio of ~330:1

    Freakin Blair Witch Project made 330:1 profit.

  • BanditOne

    Glad someone brought up Waterworld.

    I bet Paranormal will land up there somewhere when it’s all said and done. I read somewhere that their total budget was like $4, a ball of yarn, and Pez dispenser.

  • http://none ryan

    I have an idea for your little obscure move actors with memorable roles….Kevin Corrigan the second you see his face you’ll know…oh wait you should know his name your an A.D. fan

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  • moi

    titanic is the first movie to make me cry. It is the most perfect movie I have seen. It deserves all its nominations. I also liked waterworld, even tho it was a flop. It was better than a lot of best selling movies, like star wars or aliens, yeeccchhh.

  • Liz

    Cleopatra is actually my favorite movie. And I know exactly why. I love Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. Their first movie I ever saw was The Taming of the Shrew but this was the movie that started it all. I know the acting isn’t great but it is magical to me, just knowing the romance of the century started during this movie. I know it is cheesy but I just love it.

  • http://yahoo emilee

    titanic is my fave movie it made cry. i did every emotion but laugh.there just no time to. also i like ummmmm eveything but stupid boy movies.

  • Joseph Chastain

    But Titanic DID suck.

  • Joseph Chastain

    But FrankenPC Blair Witch may have made a lot of money, but it still was one of the worst movies ever made.

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