Dec 10 2009
Everything I Don’t Like in Life Crammed into One Movie Poster
1. Sex in the City
2. Sarah Jessica Parker
3. Bad puns
4. Girls with big sunglasses
5. The fact this is coming out on or near my birthday
6. Pulsating disco lights
7. New York City, no offense if you live there
8. Dead franchises being beaten until a few more dollars start leaking from their orifices
Why not just have broccoli and someone texting during a movie on there and you’ll have a full set of stuff I hate?
They’re making another one of these and the Arrested movie still isn’t done? Gahh.
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Paul, that is because “I like shoes” is much more simple to write than the complex plots and inside jokes of AD. I am sure the viewers of this site could pump out a SitC script in a day.
9. Sarah Jessica Parker
10. Sarah Jessica Parker
Man, I hate that chick. I’m also with ya on the sunglasses thing. Ladies, please take them off they make you look like strung out coke heads.
WTF is wrong with NYC? Bah.
My rule of thumb says “the bigger the sunglasses, the bigger the whore”
Ugh… pop culture is absolute garbage.
You know what I wish would happen to Sarah Jessica Parker and all the other hags in this movie? I wish Rico (Danny McBride) from Hot Rod would go on a green tea power trip and be all like “Aw hell no. HELL NO. This just ain’t happenin. I been drinkin green tea all god damned day! I go to church every god damned sunday! Sex in the City, you gonna bring the demons out in me!” and proceed to kick the shit out of and dump trash on every single cast member, producer, and every one else involved in this giant steaming heap of fail.
Anybody else think that Sarah Jessica Parker’s face looks like a foot?
@Madison
Just wasn’t for me.
@everyone
I actually think the show itself is well written for it’s target audience. Which I am not a part of so I absolutely can’t stand watching it myself. Also it raised a generation of girls to be more slutty than they otherwise would have been, so that’s a plus.
Amazingly enough I watched “Honeymoon in Vegas” the other night and I’m embarrassed to say she was hot, YES hot in it. Unreal. When I look at this poster my penis shrivels up like a frightened turtle.
@ Natty
Dude, she’s adorable in Honeymoon in Vegas. That’s before she was injected with horse DNA.
11. Gold bling.
Would just like to defend big sunglasses. I am rather indifferent to how they look but as a pale person who gets sunburnt easily I am extremely pleased that big sunglasses are fashionable because they protect a very sensitive area really well. Please stop making fun of them as it is a rare occasion where fashion and function coincide and I hope it lasts as long as possible.
Rant over.