Comments on: Badass Picture of the Week: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System Works http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/ Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:49:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Look Inferior http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-668509 Look Inferior Sun, 11 Mar 2012 16:25:32 +0000 http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-668509 I. Imply intelligence
N. Nobody knows who you are
T. Teenagers are formidable opponents for debate
E. Eat nachos
R. Rot in hell
N. Nobody cares about you
E. Eat nachos
T. Take a gun and shoot yourself

]]> By: Date the District http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-52153 Date the District Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:12:49 +0000 http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-52153 The female version of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system:

D-Dress to impress
E-Expect a date
A-Avoid getting physical
N-No “serious” talks
D-Drop off the face of the earth
R-Respond selectively
A-Act like you’re not his girlfriend

]]> By: uh huh http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-45916 uh huh Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:01:52 +0000 http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-45916 Dennis is married to the hot pharmacist who he employed the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on in that episode.

]]> By: sal http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-45817 sal Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:17:29 +0000 http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-45817 Christina Hendricks is married so I guess it’s “yay banging recently married chicks” day huh?

]]> By: PissBoy http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-45764 PissBoy Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:55:22 +0000 http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-45764 FYI…I would seriously hope he’s in good with ‘The Waitress’ considering 1) she’s a primary cast member and 2) She and Charlie are married IRL. Just thought you might want to have that little bit straight.

]]> By: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System At Work : COED Magazine http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-45689 The D.E.N.N.I.S. System At Work : COED Magazine Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:39:24 +0000 http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-45689 [...] The D.E.N.N.I.S. System At [...]

]]> By: Shocker http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-45526 Shocker Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:36:55 +0000 http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-45526 Hell, I’d take the scraps from Frank, though I don’t quite have a wad of hundreds on me at the moment.

]]> By: Madison http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-45499 Madison Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:58:22 +0000 http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-45499 I’d be more than happy to swim in Dennis’ wake when he was through with Christina.

Move in After Closure.

]]> By: The Chive » Blog Archive The best links on the internets « http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-45481 The Chive » Blog Archive The best links on the internets « Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:47:48 +0000 http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/09/badass-picture-of-the-week-the-dennis-system-works/#comment-45481 [...] The best photo of the week. The D.E.N.N.I.S. (pic) [...]

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