Dec 03 2009

Wait, You Can “Beat” World of Warcraft?

Published by Paul Tassi at 3:00 pm under Uncategorized

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No, it wasn’t this guy, but I bet he’s PISSED.

I didn’t know it was actually possible to “beat” World of Warcraft, as I thought the purpose of it was to suck your soul through your eyes with its never ending, never quite fulfilling gameplay, but I guess I was wrong.

“A Taiwanese man has been named the first ever person to successfully “complete” World of Warcraft, collecting the game’s staggering 986 Achievements to effectively do everything there is to do in the hugely successful MMO.

Little Gray” beat the game after killing 390,895 creatures, administering 7,255,538,878 points of damage, completing 5,906 quests (averaging 14 quests a day), raiding 405 dungeons and hugging 11 players.”

Hugging 11 players? I don’t want to know. In any case, I am surprised that five years into the game’s creation and this guy is the FIRST person to do this. I mean people play this shit for 18 hours a day, how does it take FIVE YEARS of that to finally complete everything? That’s borderline criminal gameplay design.

[via Destructoid]




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18 Responses to “Wait, You Can “Beat” World of Warcraft?”

  1. SethPon 03 Dec 2009 at 3:11 pm

    I feel like I’ve beaten WoW by having never played it in the first place.

  2. Andrewon 03 Dec 2009 at 3:14 pm

    It didn’t take five years, achievements were added somewhat recently to the game

  3. hyurion 03 Dec 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Recently being last year before Wrath came out.
    And as far as “beating” the game, it’s more like done everything single possible thing that the game will record you have done that is possible to do in the game.
    So yea, it “only took” him a year to do it.

  4. Lanceon 03 Dec 2009 at 5:03 pm

    @SethP, No, you lost actually.

    Yep, achievements were added with the latest xpac (Nov 08) and they are continually being added. He has only completed all those that are available. Next content patch is next week and there will be more to do :) . Can’t way.

  5. Mike Don 03 Dec 2009 at 5:50 pm

    @Lance

    Sorry, you lose. This game has sucked the soul out this guy if he played for that long.

    My friend does not go out on weekends so he can play WoW (he’s 24 years old)…I constantly make fun of him.

  6. Ed Penanoon 03 Dec 2009 at 11:29 pm

    I’m just surprised he “beat” the game with a Taur-Drood. Have you ever played one of those things? Es imposible!

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  8. sem@ horde leveling guideon 04 Dec 2009 at 8:02 am

    Wew… this is insane.. I never though like this

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  10. You guys dont understandon 04 Dec 2009 at 4:57 pm

    This guy is in taiwan right now getting his dicked sucked.
    Over in the east, example?: Taiwan, gamers get treated like kings.
    The day this got announced this kid probably got so many bitches into bed, he made up for all the time he spent beating his meat.

    I dont play WoW but if i started playing I’d move to asia.

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  12. Doc Nineson 08 Dec 2009 at 3:00 pm

    He didn’t beat shit. Even if he did complete all 986 achievements, I’m sure he hasn’t collected all Feats of Strength (which, may I remind you, is impossible to do with only one avatar).

    I give him props, but there is still more to be done within the World of Warcraft.

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  14. Lemonon 08 Dec 2009 at 10:04 pm

    He may have won the game, but he will always be a loser

  15. nBdyon 12 Dec 2009 at 1:21 pm

    How can someone spend that much time playing such a boring game? I don’t get how people got sucked into it, a friend gave me their accont for the remaining month they had it, i got to level 10, and stopped playing after 2 days, so fucking boring.

  16. Kirwinon 09 Apr 2010 at 2:47 am

    in fact this guy never beat the game becasue there is hidden achievements and i hardly beleave that he got everthing to drop when some of the stuff is 5% drop rate this is not true so here me loling at all u peeps that think it is and even when they r still adding stuff to this day he still is not done even if he ever was. And for u WoW haters get a life like u always tell us to do and stop spaming WoW hate commons in r forms and sites you r the one that really needs the life because u must really be that much of a loser to go looking for sites to spam ur hate for WoW..So really who is the bigger loser the one that enjoys playing a video game or the one that sits there looking for video game sites just to tell them how much a loser there r and that they r not. Just to try and make them self feel cool. lol fucking hateers i tell ya.

  17. P00dleon 26 Jul 2010 at 11:54 am

    Enjoying the game is fine, but I think you just proved to all of the what the status of your virginity is, as well as told us that you are most likely NOT one of the people who are simply “enjoying” it.

    I played it for a year. Thats a year of my life I won’t ever get back. I’m off it now and I haven’t felt one moment of regret

  18. Leveling Guide Hordeon 25 Jan 2011 at 10:28 am

    all I can say is… WoW! Any facts on how long it take to get all that done? I mean, come one, if you have a dencent “life” outside World of Warcraft, that must have taken literally years to complete.

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