Around this time each year, art teachers ask students to turn their hand print into a turkey that looks like a peacock that’s been crippled by its own fat ass.

Why not let them choose what they turn their hand prints into? Sure, you might get a few idiotic variations on “The Blob with 5 Wangs,” but you’d also learn which students are the right kind of idiots, which is really an art teacher’s only job.

Check out these 25 badass hand print art pictures