It’s amazing what most people are willing to do for money. Some people are willing to get married and do naughty naked things with ugly old people for money while other willing to do jobs that require actual hard work for money… it’s sickening.

I’ve also heard there are people who are willing to degrade themselves in public by dumping an entire plate of Mexican food down their shirt at a fancy Mexican restaurant for ten dollars.

And clearly these things are priceless.