Nov 25 2009
It’s About Time I Saw a Quality Facebook Ad

Because that’s exactly why I’m on Facebook
There’s nothing better than trolling around Facebook looking to spend money. Why would I ever use Facebook to connect with friends? That seems pointless. Why would I ever use Facebook to promote my website? That’s dumb.
I mean it’s obvious that we’re all on Facebook to find wonderful prizes and gifts for our loved ones! And you know that nothing is better than Jesus Fish Feet right? It’s perfect holiday fun. See how that goes over tomorrow instead of bringing wine home for Thanksgiving.
Although I do want to explore that “Boyfriend Wanted” ad a little bit more. She seems pretty nice.
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