Nov 24 2009
The Most Accurate New Moon Poster Available
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After having read Paul’s New Moon review and seeing just how much this film is resonating out there, I realized that I better start making fun of this movie, and fast.
I mean to know that this movie brought in nearly as much money as the likes of Dark Knight really says something about our country. Honestly I’m not really sure exactly what it says but it has to say something right?
And let’s face it. You know deep down that every teenage angst girl was really hoping the two male stars would be doing this at some point in the movie anyway right? So why fight it?
Best part is that there’s no photoshop necessary!
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Thats hot LOL
I’m commenting for obvious reasons… (*short-circuits keyboard with drool*)
But also, Funny! Is it you, holding the mag? I have to say it works very well, almost looks real.. (*short-circuits self*)
I wish I could say I came up with that but whatever magazine that came from is definitely something I wouldn’t read.
[...] via: unrealitymag.com [...]
What does this say about our country? The same thing the success of boy bands says about our country: “NEVER underestimate the spending power of baby-sitting money”