Nov 17 2009
Winner: Best Box Art Ever Contest
I’m creating, hosting and ending a contest right here and now. The winner of Unreality’s first (and only) ever Best Box Art in the Universe Contest goes to Crack Down, the most WTF game of the century.
I’m too busy playing Bloons Tower Defense to research what this game was about, so I’m just going to go ahead and assume you fight giant demon goats with assault rifles and no shirts while being aided by Stormtroopers and apes. How close am I?
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Wow. it’s like Contra on LSD.
My two favorite features about this game was how all weapons were flamethrowers and the ability to play as Bolo Yeung.
Contra, plus the lamb whose head reminds me of the Pagan mask Christopher Plummer wore in Dragnet. Works for me.
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