Nov 12 2009

The 50 Worst Acted One-Liners in Video Game History

Published by at 3:00 pm under Video Games,Videos


Dear Lord, I’m not sure how long it took to put something like this together, but I’m thankful someone did. This six minute video showcases not the fifty worst, but the fifty worst ACTED voiceover lines in video game history, you know, before games had like actual plots and casting directors and stuff like that. It’s well worth watching, but if you must skip through, at least watch the top 20.

Also, there’s a game called “Michigan: Report from Hell”? I need to find that, immediately.

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9 Responses to “The 50 Worst Acted One-Liners in Video Game History”

  1. SirEdwardon 12 Nov 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Some of those are just pathetic.

  2. Colinon 12 Nov 2009 at 3:37 pm

    look up some clips from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

    here’s one for example:

    and then my favorite:
    “All your base are belong to us.”

  3. Kamion 12 Nov 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Oh wow that’s bad O_O

  4. Calvinon 13 Nov 2009 at 2:56 am

    Not surprised Dynasty Warriors was featured a few times on that list. There is a whole lot of choice one-liners to work out from that series.

    Two of the best (or worst?):

  5. Tishyon 13 Nov 2009 at 3:55 pm

    Number 40 was my favourite. “Now bare my arctic blast.” Ridiculous. Though, 18 also made me laugh.

  6. MacGyver1138on 13 Nov 2009 at 3:58 pm

    The Mega Man 8 one cracks me up the most. They didn’t even bother to re-record the lines after the voice “actor” screwed up.

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