Nov 12 2009

“Jersey Shore” is Further Proof MTV Has Given Up on Music

Published by at 1:30 pm under Columns

You know something?  I’m gonna watch 5 minutes of this.   I mean this entire making fun of guido craze is something I highly love.  And MTV is taking this thing to a whole new level.  An actual show dedicated to 8 guidos living in a house for an “unforgettable” summer?  I said 5 minutes because yes, I’ll want to vomit as soon as I see how much product they put in their hair.

P.S. did you know that MTV already did a program like this nearly 20 years ago called “Sex in the 90s” and they featured “The Dog Brothers?”  Remember these guys?  They wore fluorescent blazers and bronzed their faces.   These guys were truly awesome and treated women like complete crap.

If you want to see the best video of all time, look no further than “The Dog Brothers.”

In any event, I just want to congratulate MTV on it’s complete revamping of its network to include zero music at all.  It’s 99% reality show crap.  Way to go!




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8 Responses to ““Jersey Shore” is Further Proof MTV Has Given Up on Music”

  1. Colinon 12 Nov 2009 at 2:15 pm

    When this commercial aired, somewhere a kitten got AIDS

  2. Mr. Poonon 12 Nov 2009 at 2:34 pm

    oh man i forgot about the dog brothers.

  3. Madisonon 12 Nov 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Hahaha, the Dog Brothers!

    Anyway, I’m all over this show. The True Life “Summer Share” with Tommy was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

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  5. Name required, indeed!on 12 Nov 2009 at 3:45 pm

    No blond people on the shore any more?
    Do frosted tips count?

  6. biff t.on 12 Nov 2009 at 4:24 pm

    as someone who grew up and still resides in jersey i officially hate MTV. it used to be for not playing music, but now it’s because they are building up the worst stereotype for a state imaginable

    i don’t blame anyone for thinking all jersey people are blow-out wearing, fake tanned, pronouncing Mozarella “muzzarel” guidos. i blame MTV for putting that image out there.

  7. [...] the huge buzz surrounding Tommy from MTV’s True Life, we finally got a reality show about eight guidos/guidettes living in a house together.  “Jersey Shore,” which premiered this past Thursday night, was everything I hoped it [...]

  8. Hollywood Bullitton 23 Dec 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Half of these people are Persian…when they were out in Hollywood a week ago for their promo tour, they were speaking Farsi to one of the club doorman. Not even Italian…what a shame! What a scam of a show. Couldn’t MTV have casted some better looking individuals? The women all have a five o’ clock shadows.

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