Nov 06 2009
Unreal Poll: How Long Until Megan Fox Poses Fully Naked?

I’m not sure how many of you follow Megan Fox anymore but it’s become quite comical. The young actress has recently said that her new life purpose is to help children’s charities. You’ll have to excuse me while I go laugh my ass off in the other room.
I gotta say for a girl that is this attractive she sure finds ways to make me unattracted to her. And I tell ya it’s pretty hard to do when you’re THAT hot. I mean I used to think that Fox was incredible. And granted I wouldn’t throw her out of bed, she’s just doesn’t to it for me anymore.
I suppose the combination of horrible acting, teasing all of us with her sexual tirades, and talking shit to Michael Bay when she herself has zero talent has kind of gotten to me and altered my perception of her “beauty.”
So with all of this going on and Fox’s inevitable decline into obscurity (at least I think she’s headed there) when does the little lass sell out and bare all for Playboy?
Even better yet, when will she sink into the bowels of the porn industry?
I’m going with 2 years before Hefner scoops her up. Thoughts?
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1.5 years, Playboy spread. Mark it down.
i’m hoping next month…
I’m willing to bet it’ll be at least five years before she bares all for Playboy. At least until after the next Transformers movie – the Transformers films CLAIM to be aimed at kids (particularly kids with low attention spans), so the studios would most likely ditch her if she stripped down before then.
Nattyb, I share your opinion of Ms. Fox. Gord how she’s fallen in my esteem since I first saw her leaning over Bumble Bee’s engine in Transformers 1. I give it a year.
I’m going with before the end of 2010.
@Roy, I’m with you pal.
Butterfly, I concur my man.
And Gill, unfortunately I think you’re right.
You guys are way too generous. I was thinking more like 20 minutes.
A year, if its more i’ll be very very very surprised.
Here’s how I see it.
With her skyrocketing ego, she’s going to actually think she’s an actress worth getting an Oscar, and some producer is gonna butter her up to be in his “oscarbait” film, knowing full well that when Megan Fox shows her ta-tas “for Art”, the box office is going to go through the roof.
Actually, I bet it’ll make so much the increasingly desperate Academy Awards will buckle under the pressure and nominate her. No win, but it’ll still be sad. Everything but her showing her ta-tas that is.
No one more famous than a D-list celebrity “poses naked” anymore. You could literally count on both hands the celebrities of any note that have posed in Playboy this decade (Playboy’s biggest coup in the last nine years is probably Teri Polo, who acted in “Meet the Fockers”), and none of them did it less than a year off of starring a half-billion dollar Blockbuster (not to mention a couple more movies next year).
Now, she might well go naked in a film in the next couple years, but that’s a completely different thing than posing in Playboy. If you actually say you believe that she’s going to pose in Playboy within a year you’re either playing along (which I really hope the people in this thread are doing) or really stupid and too wrapped up in giddy celebrity-hatred to think with any rationality based in fact.
And before anyone accuses me, no, I am neither fan of Megan Fox or Transformers at all. I just live in the real world.
@Hector; I’m glad at least one person can give this Fox-bashing a rest and take a neutral look at things. Besides the point that you’re stating I’d like to add that I myself, though not particularily a fan, really like Megan Fox. She’s awesome to look at (that body just won’t quit), she has an amazing face (plausible plastic surgery aside, Marilyn had some serious chiseling done as well and you don’t hear nobody nagging about THAT), she’s just sex on legs and in some movies that works very well. Like Jennifer’s body, which I saw, and where one of the best points was actually Megan’s acting, which wasn’t that shoddy at all and showed she COULD play a decent part if she chose to.
Now, I’d also like to point out that before the internet encroached in our lives in such an omnipresent way, and every bit of tiny info wasn’t chucked on some blog to be blown up to world-wide proportions, Angelina Jolie (sorry for the obvious comparison) was walking the exact same tightrope of public flaunting. Only we didn’t get to tire of her because she wasn’t as much crammed down our throats all the time AND there were some other promising actresses vying for our attention, that weren’t spending mornings in the gutter recovering from orgies and binge-drinking like they are now, almost ten years later.
I believe a lot of the hypoe surrounding this girl isn’t of her own doing, certainly because the media-machine has become such a vicious bullcrap-churning monster. Of course she’s surfing on the wave, she’s young, beautiful and ambitious, she’d be a fool not to make the most of it.
And, like I already posted somewhere on here before, I’m gay, so I’m not taking a moral highground because of possible hopeful ta-ta ownage or desperate late-night troll-fapping. I’m just tired of people complaining about her, because I believe she may have a nice potential, and yeah, I like looking at hot girls. And in my defense, I’m not some shallow prancing queen that’s only titillated by Marilyniesque sex-kittens that play in loud action movies. I happen to be a huge fan of Bryce Dallas-Howard, Blake Lively and Jennifer Connelly.
So, if everybody just stopped jumping on the hate-bandwagon and maybe stopped googling or youtubing her constantly, we might actually enjoy her face on a screen that is not accompanied by a keyboard.
@gauthier- I appreciate that you like her, but sorry, I cannot agree. She looked dandy in the 1st Transformer movie, but it seems she lost something of her edge (age?). As for acting, not so good. Not horrible as some say, not as good as you say (this is my opinion).
As for the article, if she would like to help children charities, then good for her. I don’t care if it is a publicity stunt or whatever, but as long as it helps kids I’m for it.
As for going nude, I’ll leave that to the young crowd. My last Playboy purchase was for the Claudia Christian spread, so that dates me. At least she had some real acting chops among her physical assets.
2-3 days
I so will bust a nut to this super hot photo of Megan fox.
Thanks