Comments on: A Collection of Really Dumb Warning Labels

By: mouldylemon

mouldylemon — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 23:54:01 +0000

Wow, this is hilarious. Why do people NEED labels that say things like that?!

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A Collection of Really Dumb Warning Labels | Attuworld.com — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:51:27 +0000

[...] manufacturers go a little overboard with their labels. Either that or people out there are so dumb that they actually have to be warned about [...]

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Pyle of List » Blog Archive » Pyle of Crap! Monday Edition — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:10:40 +0000

[...] Some of the dumbest warning labels ever at Unreality. [...]

By: shortbus

shortbus — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:50:11 +0000

You missed one… growing up in the mid-west, I saw this one a lot, laughed every time

By: Michael P. Crehan

Michael P. Crehan — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:18:21 +0000

If you get suppositories from the doctor the box will have a warning label telling you that they are for oral use only!

By: john

john — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:32:00 +0000

I’m guessing the lottery ticket is probably thermal transfer paper. So, if it got wrinkled in your pocket and you decided to flatten it with an iron, you’d get a big black smear and blow your chances of cashing it….. just a hunch, I don’t know for sure. Somebody probably did that.

By: illeaturfamily

illeaturfamily — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:11:06 +0000

most of these warnings are probably the result of someone stupid enough to perform the restricted action first. for example, someone was probably dumb enough to assume it was safe to put A SCREWDRIVER IN YOUR PENIS, and got himself injured. that same guy probably sued or tried to sue the manufacturer, and now they’re stuck putting this ridiculous warning label on their product.

By: Madison

Madison — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:33:48 +0000

We can thank our litigious society for most of these warning labels.