Oct 29 2009

What Disney Taught Us Growing Up

Published by Paul Tassi at 1:00 pm under Images, Movies

For the girls:

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Be helpless and super hot and someday, your prince will come. You can even be in a coma or a mute half-fish, as long as you’re hot.

For the guys:

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So what’s that again, be rich (or act rich) and be hot? Disney wants everyone to be hot, I’ve got that much down.  As for the names, you’ve got me. I’ve got Aladdin, Prince Charming (though I don’t know which one that is) and let’s say….Prince Valiant. That’s got to be one of them.

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9 Responses to “What Disney Taught Us Growing Up”

  1. Korinthianon 29 Oct 2009 at 1:51 pm

    How about “Prince Stereotype”?

  2. Lorinon 29 Oct 2009 at 1:56 pm

    And don’t forget White for the Prince thing. With the acceptance of Aladdin, I guess.

  3. Madisonon 29 Oct 2009 at 1:57 pm

    The guy from The Little Mermaid is Eric. That I know.

    And Disney is right, aren’t they?

  4. Daveon 29 Oct 2009 at 2:15 pm

    I wish Belle and Gaston would have ended up together.

  5. CNAon 29 Oct 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Eric from the Little Mermaid, Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty), Aladdin, Prince Charming (Cinderella), Prince Ferdinand (Snow White), and, although never mentioned by name in the Disney movie, the beast’s real name is Adam (apparently, though no real instance of fact remains behind that one).

  6. Johnon 30 Oct 2009 at 2:31 am

    I think even worse with Belle is the whole idea that if you’re stuck with a total asshat of a guy who threatens you and treats you like shit, (i.e.: the Beast) he’ll eventually turn into a nice guy/prince who is rich, famous, charming and good looking. It’s almost glorifying being in shitty relationships.

  7. lalalaon 30 Oct 2009 at 11:24 am

    Sooo, Bell stays at beast castle yo save his father. Paid vacation with a enormous library, for the time, she was the closest to a wirdo nerd.
    We ald now Bullys and Jokes fall for the weird chiks.
    Anyway, considering ugly peolple (like me) also get horrendous drama relationships, what’s the dillio? will you be happier if all of them where poor, ugly and with no sense of singing?
    You havce real life for that folks, stop being a bitches.

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  9. Lauraon 01 Nov 2009 at 4:58 pm

    As a kid, I loved Sleeping Beauty. Was my favorite Disney film. Then watching it now, they had met for literally 5 minutes and fell in love. Seriously?

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