Oct 29 2009
What Disney Taught Us Growing Up
For the girls:
Be helpless and super hot and someday, your prince will come. You can even be in a coma or a mute half-fish, as long as you’re hot.
For the guys:
So what’s that again, be rich (or act rich) and be hot? Disney wants everyone to be hot, I’ve got that much down. As for the names, you’ve got me. I’ve got Aladdin, Prince Charming (though I don’t know which one that is) and let’s say….Prince Valiant. That’s got to be one of them.
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How about “Prince Stereotype”?
And don’t forget White for the Prince thing. With the acceptance of Aladdin, I guess.
The guy from The Little Mermaid is Eric. That I know.
And Disney is right, aren’t they?
I wish Belle and Gaston would have ended up together.
Eric from the Little Mermaid, Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty), Aladdin, Prince Charming (Cinderella), Prince Ferdinand (Snow White), and, although never mentioned by name in the Disney movie, the beast’s real name is Adam (apparently, though no real instance of fact remains behind that one).
I think even worse with Belle is the whole idea that if you’re stuck with a total asshat of a guy who threatens you and treats you like shit, (i.e.: the Beast) he’ll eventually turn into a nice guy/prince who is rich, famous, charming and good looking. It’s almost glorifying being in shitty relationships.
Sooo, Bell stays at beast castle yo save his father. Paid vacation with a enormous library, for the time, she was the closest to a wirdo nerd.
We ald now Bullys and Jokes fall for the weird chiks.
Anyway, considering ugly peolple (like me) also get horrendous drama relationships, what’s the dillio? will you be happier if all of them where poor, ugly and with no sense of singing?
You havce real life for that folks, stop being a bitches.
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As a kid, I loved Sleeping Beauty. Was my favorite Disney film. Then watching it now, they had met for literally 5 minutes and fell in love. Seriously?