Oct 12 2009
Non-Stop Climax Action With the New ‘Bayonetta’ Trailer
What exactly is “non-stop climax action”? I’m not precisely sure, but I hope it’s not going to force me to buy a new couch once I start playing Bayonetta. But seeing as animated girls with Rapunzel length hair and guns instead of high heels aren’t really my thing, I think I’ll be OK.
I do like the filming technique used in this commercial to turn the real-life model into a surreal, uncanny valley version of herself. I also love how they had to repeat “non-stop climax action” twice because they realized it was just such a good marketing phrase.
In all seriousness, I have no desire to play this game. Devil May Cry 4 pushed the limits of crazy-ass-ness in gaming for me, and Bayonetta is just so over the top of that, I don’t even think I have the patience for it.
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I can’t wait for this game. There is such a shortage of good, challenging action games these days, and I think Bayonetta will be both. The fact that it is essentially DMC5 only makes me want to play it more.
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After I heard, that it should be like DMC i was waiting for that game. But “Wet” was so short at things like playtime that I don’t think Bayonetta is also worth the 60€
If you can recommend it, maybe I’ll change my mind^^