Oct 02 2009
‘The Tooth Fairy’ is NO, just NO
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgR4mdQxYAk
Dear Lord, I honestly cannot recall seeing a worse trailer for a movie. Like, ever. I’m not exaggerating. A hockey player nicknamed the Tooth Fairy tells a little kid he sucks and therefore he’s sentenced to be an actual tooth fairy? WHAT THE ****!
There is a right way for muscular action stars to do family friendly comedy. For examples of that, see Vin Diesel’s The Pacifier and Arnold’s Jingle All the Way. This? This is pure and utter shit, and I can’t believe The Rock had a chance to be this generation’s big action star and he’s doing nonsense like this instead. Just shameful.
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The Rock may be the best example of total wasted potential in Hollywood. Put him in the next Predator movie? Nah, dumb kids’ movies are where it’s at. What a damn shame.
I’m sure he’s crying all the way to the bank, lol
[...] in fact, the worst I’ve ever seen. Was it The Rock’s winged, spandex-filled, logic-less Tooth Fairy? Or today’s Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel [...]
If you’re going to call one of Arnold’s kiddie movies the “right way,” please make sure it is Kindergarten Cop. Jingle all the Way is a piece of crap (aside from Phil Hartman as the sleazy neighbor.)