Yesterday Paramount breathed a sigh of relief, not that there was any doubt, that Michael Bay officially signed on to Transformers 3.

And here’s something from Bay’s blog:

Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I’m flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters. P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep.

And why did I say I can’t wait what happens? It has absolutely nothing to do with the movie which I will most assuredly not see.  It has to do with all of this Megan Fox crap.  I’m simply curious to see what kind of crap these two talk to each other in the next  year or two.

I’m wondering if all this bickering is just an act.  It wouldn’t surprise me in the least though I really don’t think Megan Fox is smart enough to make this thing a big hoax.

Also, while all this stuff should be in magazines like US Weekly and OK!, I can’t help but be entertained for a few minutes by it each day.  As Parnell once said on an episode of Seinfeld “I love stuff you don’t have to think about.”