Do you want to be the coolest vampire goth kid on your block? Well, then you’ve got to get Blood Energy Potion, the most terrifying energy drink in history.

“The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!”

It has similar nutritional makeup to blood? I don’t know whether to laugh this off or declare it the best marketed and packaged product I’ve ever seen. I mean Twilight vampire groupies aside, this is just kind of awesome, and I think I want to buy at least one for the originality alone. Hit up the product site here if you feel the same way.

[via Geekologie]

Look Robert Zemeckis, you’re an awesome director who gave us awesome movies like Back to the Future and Forrest Gump, but you’ve got to cut it out with your latest goal of ruining Christmas every year with a creepily animated feature film. Last time it was the Polar Express, this time it’s A Christmas Carol, and it looks to be even more terrifying than the former.

I’m also not sure why Ebenezer Scrooge has been turned into some sort of action hero, as he spends the duration of the trailer jumping, falling or sailing across the screen. I know you’ve got to get some use out of that 3D tech, but I don’t know if this is the way to do it.

And really, A Christmas Carol? How many times has this been remade at this point? Everyone knows that the definitive version is the Muppets, and everyone just should have stopped trying after that.

I’d like to thank whatever twisted individual who had the foresight to have the imagination to create this brilliant piece of art.  I mean we’ve seen plenty of pictures of cartoons as humans.  Hell we’ve seen plenty of cartoon “porn.”

But it’s not often that you get to see a project (and more to the point hopeful) image of what these little ladies would and could possibly turn into in their prime partying years.

I’ll bet you’ll never look at She-Ra, Rainbow Bright, and Strawberry Shortcake the same ever again.

Image via I Heart Chaos and Sublime Blog

Not cool Dakota Fanning. Stop being 15 and wearing a ton of make-up so you look legal. I remember you screaming in Tom Cruise’s arms during War of the Worlds like it was yesterday. Anyways, call me in three years.

There are two other posters for New Moon that have debuted besides this Volturi one, but they’re just of Edward’s clan of lame vegetarian vampires and Jacob’s clan of shirtless buff brown dudes, so if you really want to see them, you can go to Yahoo!

You know, I actually did try to read this books in order to be able to talk shit while knowing what I’m talking about, but I had to stop midway through the first one once I read the word “Adonis” for the tenth time.

Some people want to grow up and be doctors or lawyers.  Some want to be movie stars.  But something tells me that whoever’s apartment this is had one thing in mind after they saw Star Wars as a kid.  “I want to have the best damned Star Wars apartment in the galaxy.”

Seriously, I have no other theory than that.  And the crazy thing is that if you take out all the Star Wars stuff, this is a really classy and expensive apartment.  Too bad if this guy ever, and I can’t emphasize “ever” enough, gets a girl to come home with him, I’m pretty sure she’d be out the door in about five seconds.

And if it weren’t 5 seconds, I’m quite sure the Darth Vader bathroom would have her running for the hills in no time.

Check out this amazing Star Wars apartment

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So I saw this gallery of pretty awesome Super Mario Bros. wallpapers the other day and it inspired me to make this post, for obvious reasons. Link is just like Mario, except way more awesome because he’s not fat and has a sword and a hotter girlfriend.

But secondly, I wanted to dedicate this post to my former roommate, a man so into Zelda he has this exact tattoo on his back. He’s cool, I promise. Anyways, Anton you better have one of these as your background the next time I see you.

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Another Monday, and I keep coming back to Heroes, holding onto hope that the show will finally turn it around.  In the latest episode, we learn a little bit more about the head of the carnies – Samuel – as he crosses paths with one of Heroes’ more established characters.  Claire continues to do Claire things while away at college, and Matt continues to suffer taunting and torment at the hands of Sylar.  I don’t think this week’s episode was as bad as last week’s two-hour premiere, but I still found myself, well, bored most of the time.  Full review after the jump, with spoilers, of course.*

*Read last week’s review HERE.

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Family Guy started back up this weekend, which is kind of strange when you consider that Fox canceled it almost 10 years ago. It’s still on the air because the unwashed masses demanded it.

In fact, the little guy has been increasingly making huge media companies his prison-wife thanks to the two most dangerous things in existence: incredible amounts of spare time and knowing how to use the Internet.

Speaking of the internet, here are 5 examples of the internet owning the media

Click on the photo for examples of price fixing

After Steven Soderbergh’s adaptation of Kurt Eichenwald’s nonfiction book The Informant debuted to largely positive reviews last weekend, price fixing is all the conversational rage again….sort of.

The Countdown

David Cronenberg to remake The Fly? – [UGO]

The Bruce Willis acting Method revealed – [Cracked]

The new Honda u3x 02 looks pretty interesting – [Althouse]

25 Amazing plant sculptures – [Supertremendous]

A collection of cell phone failures in horror movies – [Screenjunkies]

Just a random collection of hot chicks – [Doubleviking]

Cameron Diaz is flirting with the fireman – [Attuworld]

Cuelight Pool Tables could be the next thing – [On205th]

Headline of the day:  Cows are Sluts – [Blog of Hilarity]

Twenty five fake brands in movies – [Gunaxin]

Memphis mayor fist bumps the Dalai Lama – [Asylum]

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Well the trailer for the Nightmare on Elm Street remake has finally debuted, and it’s a mix of both excellence and typical horror trash, though I can’t but sure which side is going to win out in the end.

The pluses are Jackie Earle Haley as Kruger, although we only get to hear him talk for a grand total of six seconds during the trailer. The rest of the film looks like it has some thoroughly creepy dream sequences, but often mixed with typical hot teenage screams and panicked running, something I couldn’t be more tired of frankly.

Overall, I’m more impressed than I thought I’d be, and honestly I’m just looking forward to seeing a horror movie where the villain actually talks (unlike loveable mute giants Freddy and Michael). I think Haley is going to make the character surreal, it’s just up to the writers to make the rest of it work.