Do you want to be the coolest vampire goth kid on your block? Well, then you’ve got to get Blood Energy Potion, the most terrifying energy drink in history.

“The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!”

It has similar nutritional makeup to blood? I don’t know whether to laugh this off or declare it the best marketed and packaged product I’ve ever seen. I mean Twilight vampire groupies aside, this is just kind of awesome, and I think I want to buy at least one for the originality alone. Hit up the product site here if you feel the same way.

[via Geekologie]

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