Sep 25 2009

Barbie to Slut It Up On the Big Screen

Published by at 12:00 pm under Movies,News

heidi-montag.jpg

(pictured here, in molded plastic patriotic form)

To be fair, there have been Barbie movies for years. But they’re straight to DVD pieces of garbage filmed in CGI that looks like someone took a crap in Adobe Illustrator and put in a plastic case.

No, we’re talking about a real live version of Barbie to hit the big screen to entertain children everywhere with her ability to shop and dress provocatively enough to attract a man who literally has no brain.

Now the talk turns to casting, out of every blonde bombshell in Hollwood, who can literally play the Barbie doll they’re all trying to emulate? I think the closest this country has to a Barbie doll is the above Heidi Montag, but Anna Farris and Reese Witherspoon have practically played that same role already. What do you think?

[via THR]





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2 responses so far

  • Madison

    If it’s a comedy – and really, how could it not be? – I think Farris would be great. She’s attractive enough and definitely a funny girl.

  • Genomac

    Of course she’s retarded but this chick is physically stunning and is a perfect choice for Barbie. Not a brain cell to be had but I’d still do her.

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