Sep 23 2009
The Rock Must Have Been Sent to the Wrong Wardrobe Department
I’m not exactly sure in what universe the Tooth Fairy has angel wings and hockey pads, but it’s a universe I never want to visit. But when you learn that the plot of this movie is about a hockey player who disappoints a fan and is sentenced to be the Tooth Fairy, it all starts to come together. But wait, not really. At all.
In any case, this poster gets me more excited for the new angel thriller Legion, where actual angels duke it out to the death and teeth and ice skates aren’t involved in the least bit. I think The Rock needs a better agent at this point. Stop with this family friendly BS and get back to kicking some ass dude.
Say it with me now, “If you smellllllllll…”
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The Rock could have been the next big action hero. He has the size, looks, and charisma for it, but he keeps making stupid family movies. Imagine The Rock as the protagonist in a Predator movie, for example. Instead, we get a friggin tooth fairy.
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Bullcrap…. Bullcrap !!
Ban it’s release and then give euthanasia to Rock for acting in such movies.