Sep 23 2009

A Rather Depressing Gallery of Fat Superheroes

Published by at 10:00 am under Images,Movies

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What happens when superheroes just sort of give up on the whole “hero” thing, and really let themselves go? Well, as you’re about to see, the results aren’t often pretty, and there’s a reason only the physically fit should legally be allowed to wear spandex.

Check out this gallery of pudgy crime fighters, and then for one reason or another, I can almost guarantee you’ll skip lunch today.

Fat Spiderman

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Fat Iron Man

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Fat Superman

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Fat Wonder Woman

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Fat Wolverine

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Fat Flash (shouldn’t this be physically impossible?)

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Fat She-Hulk

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Fat Batman

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Get it?





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29 Responses to “A Rather Depressing Gallery of Fat Superheroes”

  1. Madisonon 23 Sep 2009 at 11:28 am

    That second Wolverine is by far the worst. As for the Flash, it looks like that guy has a pretty good sense of humor about himself.

  2. WhatItIson 23 Sep 2009 at 11:39 am

    SHE HULK ANGRY!!!!

  3. illeaturfamilyon 23 Sep 2009 at 12:09 pm

    I lol’d at the last pic of val kilmer there. also, i thought there was a black storm trooper painted on the wall behind him before i put my glasses on

  4. Asswipe Johnsonon 24 Sep 2009 at 2:20 am

    You’re plain wrong about Fat Wonder Woman. That one’s a clear WIN.

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    I love the Woverine butter knives. Awesome.

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  8. Jblueon 24 Sep 2009 at 3:59 pm

    The claws on the 2nd wolverine are butter knives. Ha ha ha!!!

  9. N.S. Sherlockon 25 Sep 2009 at 12:06 am

    ^^ Looks like we have a new superhero… Captain Obvious ^^

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    Do you realize the last Spidey is NUDE and is actually wearing only body paint?

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    What, Tron Guy doesn’t count as a superhero?

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  14. rodolfoon 29 Sep 2009 at 3:23 pm

    van kilmer’s one its the best!!! jaja
    in 2nd comes the butter knifes wolverine what a looser!!!

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  18. Elaineon 30 Jan 2010 at 10:37 pm

    Does Wonder Woman have her depends hanging out from under her shorts?

  19. Vinnie Bartiluccion 01 Apr 2010 at 10:49 pm

    Why has nobody but me noticed that Val Kilmer now looks like Chaz Bono? Or vice versa?

  20. Rayon 02 Apr 2010 at 5:25 pm

    The worst:
    1- Fat wonder woman
    2- Fat Superman
    3- Fat Flash

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  23. Joey1058on 14 Oct 2010 at 9:02 pm

    And this is why I wisely gave up on cosplaying years ago.

  24. amandaon 15 Oct 2010 at 12:22 am

    They must be american!!!!!!!!!! lol

  25. Xenoon 29 Jan 2011 at 10:59 pm

    Wow.

  26. Kirsten (results not typical girl)on 07 Feb 2011 at 12:31 am

    I would embrace my destiny as a super hero, but alas, I know my pic would just end up here. *sniff*

  27. Adalberto Toelkeson 08 Feb 2011 at 11:56 pm

    I’d have to test with you here. Which is not one thing I often do! I enjoy studying a post that will make folks think. Additionally, thanks for permitting me to comment!

  28. Roccaon 07 Mar 2011 at 8:53 pm

    my friend is similar to that iron fat :D , and the second wolverine is a very, but a really fail

  29. Dannyon 09 Mar 2011 at 5:29 pm

    There’s pretty fat just a lil fatter than me

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