If you’re like me, the premiere of Curb You Enthusiasm was much more important than watching any part of the Emmy’s, so you missed out on all the action fun winners. I did kind of want to see NPH sing.

So here’s the full list of winners below, and I can’t say I’m surprised at well, anything that happened here, but maybe I’m just more clairvoyant than most.

Outstanding Drama Series: Mad Men

It’s the new Sopranos, with random dream sequences and character development asides, albeit with less bullets to the head.

Outstanding Comedy Series: 30 Rock

Yes still not as funny as watching Arrested Development on DVD for the eighth time.

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series: Bryan Cranston – Breaking Bad

I should probably watch this show some day.

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series: Alec Baldwin – 30 Rock

It must be nice to auto-pilot this character to an Emmy every year all the while badmouthing TV and your show and everyone who supports you.

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series: Glenn Close – Damages

Can’t say I’ve seen it.

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series: Toni Collette – United States of Tara

Can’t say I’ve heard of it.

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: Michael Emerson – Lost

Wow, bra-vo Emmy’s, giving Lost an award it actually deserves. Although he deserved it last season, not this one so much.

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series: Jon Cryer – Two and a Half Men

THIS SHOW. IS NOT. GOOD.

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series: Cherry Jones – 24

What? Were there no other actresses in drama series? I mean, I love 24, but she was the worst thing about this season.

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series: Kristin Chenoweth – Pushing Daisies

I thought this show was dead.

Outstanding Reality Competition Program: The Amazing Race

The Amazing Race has won this every year since the category was invented. It’s just ridiculous.

 Outstanding Reality Program: Intervention

Yup.

Outstanding Host for a Reality or Reality Competition Program: Jeff Probst – Survivor

Ryan Seacrest is SO pissed.

All the other categories are lame. Except The Daily Show won something or another.