If you think the Star Wars saga just encompasses six films and one Christmas special, well, Cracked envies you.

Because the reality is, in the last 30-plus years of Star Wars there have been countless games, comics, novels, cartoons, TV specials and coloring books. And since George Lucas’s approval process apparently involves handing a rubber stamp to a five-year-old, this “extended universe” has given us a handful of explosively retarded characters.