Sep 18 2009

It’s Official, I’ve Discovered the Most Annoying Movie EVER MADE

Published by at 1:00 pm under Movies

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BPuK606bdQ

Check this out:

Julia Roberts, Jennifer Garner, Anne Hathaway, Topher Grace, Ashton Kutcher, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Eric Dane, Emma Roberts, Patrick Dempsey.

That’s the cast list for Valentine’s Day, the next giant star-studded romance that’s trying to be Love Actually, but will end up being She’s Just Not That Into You, except this looks WAY WORSE. Why?

Well, let’s see. We’ve got Bradley Cooper, the staple of these type of shitty romance movies. We’ve got Ashton Kutcher who it’s literally impossible not to hate after watching the Spread trailer more than once or hearing him tweet.  We’ve got two of the hottest Jessicas (and women) in the world, with the least amount of acting ability. And we’ve got not one, but TWO Grey’s Anatomy doctors, McDreamy and McSteamy. The rest of the cast I can deal with. Except what the **** is Topher Grace doing here?

And last but not least, the entire trailer is scored by the BLACK EYED PEAS.

Don’t ask me to watch it again, I just can’t do it.





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5 responses so far

  • IcemanD

    AND it’s got Julia Roberts…

    The Black Eyed Peas is what really seals the “Shitty Movie” deal though.

  • Madison

    Funny, I never minded Kutcher too much until that Spread trailer.

  • http://supernaturalbookclub.blogspot.com/ Hey Lady!

    Yeah, you nailed it. It’s “Love Actually 2″. I guess that it’s Valentines Day makes sense, after all “Love Actually” happens at Christmas, Valentines day is the next holiday. I think I’ll just stay home and watch the first one.

  • Lagrange

    haha, omg it’s gotta be bad.
    “He’s just not that into you” at least hadn’t had people who are favorite to be bad actors.
    And I just watched the “spread” trailer. What is supposed to be the target audience for that?

  • A girl

    Hey, so I like some chick flicks I’ll admit to that (liked Love Actually, the Notebook, etc), but this trailer looks awful! Who cares if they have all these famous actors, the plot sucks, the characters seem boring, and the acting isn’t very good either. I wouldn’t even download this.

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