Sep 18 2009
Check this out:
Julia Roberts, Jennifer Garner, Anne Hathaway, Topher Grace, Ashton Kutcher, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Eric Dane, Emma Roberts, Patrick Dempsey.
That’s the cast list for Valentine’s Day, the next giant star-studded romance that’s trying to be Love Actually, but will end up being She’s Just Not That Into You, except this looks WAY WORSE. Why?
Well, let’s see. We’ve got Bradley Cooper, the staple of these type of shitty romance movies. We’ve got Ashton Kutcher who it’s literally impossible not to hate after watching the Spread trailer more than once or hearing him tweet. We’ve got two of the hottest Jessicas (and women) in the world, with the least amount of acting ability. And we’ve got not one, but TWO Grey’s Anatomy doctors, McDreamy and McSteamy. The rest of the cast I can deal with. Except what the **** is Topher Grace doing here?
And last but not least, the entire trailer is scored by the BLACK EYED PEAS.
Don’t ask me to watch it again, I just can’t do it.
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