Sep 14 2009
The Saddest X-Men Costumes of All Time
There was no band of superheroes I loved more than the X-Men growing up, and lord knows I owned at least two pairs of Wolverine pajamas. Unfortunately, there are some out there who never grew out of their “dressing-up-as-their-favorite-mutant” phase. It would be one thing if their costumes were cool, but it’s something very different if they’re an absolute disgrace to the character.
Here’s the squad I managed to assemble. They’re all pretty pathetic in one way or another, but you could throw them all in from of a video camera, tell them to do the Macarena, and it would still be better than X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
Cyclops
If Scott Summers was an anorexic Philippino kid.
Wolverine
There are many sad things about this picture, the least of which being he doesn’t even have claws.
Juggernaut
He’s the Juggernaut bitch, and you better bring him some waffle fries.
Mystique
Sorry, we were going for “Mystique,” not “Smurf prostitute.”
Colossus
Are you sure you’re on the right website?
Phoenix/Jean Grey
Not the worst costume ever, but AHH CRAZY EYES!
Magneto
Sadly, this Magneto only has the ability to control paper mache.
Nightcrawler
When his career as a superhero didn’t workout, Nightcrawler decided to become a librarian.
Rogue
I understand Rogue is southern, but is a mullet really necessary?
Jubilee
Alright, let’s be real here, Jubilee actually has one of the worst costumes in the history of time to begin with, so it’s not this girl’s fault she looks like a lunchlady.
And I leave you with…..ICEMAN!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No way! That is the greatest Iceman costume ever! Of all time! Man, that is quite simply the funniest thing I have ever seen.
I have to agree on the Iceman one…that’s just hysterical.
i think the dude with the juggernaut costume def. should have re thought the character he was going to dress up as and went with the blob instead
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The Jean grey and rogue constumes were pretty good (so was jubilee minus that yes her ‘costume’ is essentially a very 90’s wardrobe lol).
but yea.. the people IN said constumes dont’ do them justice.
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Iceman? I was wondering why C-3PO joined the X-men and was painted silver.
I don’t think the little kid was that bad. Give him a break, he looks about 8 or 9. And the Cyclops remark was mean. I happen to be Filipino. Think about what you want to say before you actually say it.
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HAHAHA THOSE ARE VERY SAD, The Iceman one was good, rogue was okay, the gambit one, for a kid, it wasnt bad
I thought Collosus was really good!
*Colossus
Ice Man Win(!). :/
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Iceman looks like the invisible man after a bukkake session.