Sep 09 2009

Stallone, There is No Possible Way…

Published by at 12:00 pm under Movies

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Now, it would be one thing if this was a fan made poster mocking the preposterous idea that is Sly Stallone hunting giant mutant bear-cats in the jungle.

However, it is distinctly another when you understand that this is a REAL POSTER for the film that Sly sent to AICN. Lord only knows why he thought that was a good idea. I don’t understand, did he think it would build buzz for the film? That people would want to see Rambo fight a panther with a tragic overbite with a knife that’s broken on the end? I feel like getting the poor thing braces rather than watching it eat people.

Is this seriously getting made? Come on guys, jokes over. You can come out now.

Guys?




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4 responses so far

4 Responses to “Stallone, There is No Possible Way…”

  1. Madisonon 09 Sep 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Um…here’s to hoping that the ManBearPig behind him is simply a metaphor…

  2. barthvaderon 09 Sep 2009 at 5:08 pm

    It’s real and I heard that it features Rambo and his team of badass veterans chasing after bunch of werewolves in the jungle. I don’t know what to say.

  3. joeon 10 Sep 2009 at 10:24 am

    That thing looks like “the nothing” dog in never ending story…

  4. MacGyver1138on 16 Sep 2009 at 11:24 am

    @joe: I thought the same thing!

    They are supposedly making another Rambo, but that shot of Stallone is definitely from the last Rambo movie. This poster looks like a (crappy) fan-made job.

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