Sep 02 2009

10 Memorable Clowns in Movies

Published by at 9:00 am under Lists,Movies

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Not all clowns are meant to be scary, but that doesn’t mean they don’t inadvertently horrify children all over the world.  Even the seemingly friendly and happy clowns can be terrifying, and aside from the dark, I’d say that clowns are the number one fear-inducer in children.  I know hardly anyone who wasn’t afraid of clowns as a kid.  Point being, when you see a clown in a movie, you tend to remember it.  Even if the clown doesn’t scare you, you often can’t help but think, “Man, that would have scared the crap out of me when I was younger.”

I compiled a list of clowns in movies, and really, maybe just a couple of them aren’t scary.  After the jump, take a look at 10 memorable clowns in movies.

Pennywise – It

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Pennywise is the scariest clown ever, and he’s the first that came to mind when I decided to create this list.  In the TV miniseries It (which I think we can count as a movie), Pennywise the Dancing Clown was played by the very creepy Tim Curry.  The clown is just one of “It’s” forms, complete with long claws and fangs.  Truly terrifying for children.

Clown on Stilts – Billy Madison

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Hey, kids, it’s me!  I bet you thought that I was dead!  But when I fell I only broke my neck and got a hemorrhage in my head!

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

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If I hadn’t seen this movie years ago, I wouldn’t have believed it was real – that’s how absurd it is.  But I mean that in a good way.  The clowns in this movie are actually aliens, and the entire thing is silly and ridiculous.  It turns out a good shot to the nose is the best way to deal with these guys.

Hidden Camera Clown – The Game

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Nicholas Van Orton finds a body in his driveway that immediately conjures up images of his dead father, who had committed suicide by jumping of the roof of the Van Orton home.  It turns out the body is that of a large, wooden clown, and so Nicholas brings it inside.  In the clown’s head is a hidden camera, and once he discovers the key inside the clown’s mouth, Nicholas’ “game” begins.

Haunted Clown – Poltergeist

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The scene in which the clown comes to life is about as scary a movie scene as a child can imagine.  It’s like all of your fears rolled into one grinning, maniacal being of pure evil.  No thank you.

Shakes the Clown – Shakes the Clown

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Shakes the Clown is the depressed, alcoholic clown in a movie written and directed by Bobcat Goldthwait.  Like many of the other clowns and mimes in this movie, Shakes is concerned with his status as a performer, especially in the context of the clown subculture.  When he’s not performing at birthday parties, Shakes is usually getting drunk.

Krusty the Clown – The Simpsons Movie

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Just about every Simpsons character you can think of made it into the Simpsons movie, and Krusty is no exception.  Krusty is somewhat of a tragic figure; you can tell that the years and years of pressure for him to be entertaining have really taken their toll on him.  He’s maybe the one clown on this list that isn’t terrifying, but when you think about all thedrinking and smoking he’s done, he’s not exactly kid-friendly, either.

Captain Spaulding – House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil’s Rejects

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Captain Spaulding appears in two Rob Zombie movies, House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects.  He takes his role as a clown pretty seriously, as he’s quick to attack anyone who happens to disrespect clowns.  Captain Spaulding is the leader of the Firefly clan and the “dad” of this family of serial killers.

The Joker – Batman

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Ledger’s Joker had makeup and was even called a clown by some, but Nicholson’s Joker was much more clown-like in my opinion.  In addition to the more traditional makeup job, he had bright, colorful suits and an array of comedic weapons, like the ol’ hand buzzer.

The Violator – Spawn

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In his true form. the Violator is a demon from Hell, but he spends most of his time on Earth in the form of a short, fat clown.  He is set on putting Al Simmons/Spawn on the path of evil so that he may serve his master, The Devil.

Any clowns I missed?  Any clowns that used to scare the crap out of you?  Let me know.





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42 responses so far

  • biffco

    personally the most memorable clowns for me were the ones from pee-wee’s big adventure. both the robotic one he chains his bike too and then the one’s from his nightmare

    those frightened me more than any other clown when i was little

  • WBR

    The McDonald’s Clown?

  • Madison

    @ biffco

    Oh yeah, of course! The one clown is wearing a surgeon’s mask, and he rips it away to reveal his big clownish grin! Nice call.

  • Josh

    The clown from Spawn was so damned creepy.

  • koli

    nononononononono the best one of all is the joker heath ledger yeah thats right

  • Don Megalo

    I’d definitely add Bill Murray’s character from Quick Change, the clown who robs a bank.

  • Madison

    @ Don Megalo

    For sure, can’t believe I overlooked that one..

  • Ellie

    How about the escaped mental hospital patients that dressed up as clowns in the movie “Clown House”.

  • Madison

    @ Ellie

    I’ve actually never seen that…but it seems scary as hell.

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  • http://fazendoaegipcia.wordpress.com egyptian

    How about my favorite one, beetlejuice?
    he was a clown as well, right?

  • Madison

    @ egyptian

    Oh, I don’t know. I love Beetlejuice, but I think he’s just a really ugly, eccentric zombie.

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  • Jhn Woods

    Pennywise gve me nightmares for months!

    RT
    http://www.anonymous-web.be.tc

  • bigfan

    the clown from saw

  • http://www.digg.com Dustin

    I’m surprised you forgot the clown from Saw.. I know he wasn’t a person, but that is definitely a very memorable movie clown… so creepy.

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  • Waldo

    As Don said, how about Bill Murray in Quick Change?

    And of course Patch Adams.

    W

  • Andrew

    No Vulgar? For shame…

  • http://unrealitymag.com/ Scott
  • Madison

    @ bigfan, Dustin

    Yes, I suppose the clown from Saw would work. It’s definitely creepy enough.

  • Madison

    @ Scott

    Adios, motherfucker!

  • dave

    Robin Williams: Patch Adams yes but also a mime who hates Shakes.

  • rhonda

    the clown doctors in PeeWees dream sequence in “PeeWee’s big adventure”.

  • jeffg

    Good list. I also loved Bill Murray as a clown in Quick Change.

    Stay away from Clown House. That movie is all sorts of Awful.
    On second thought.., watch it.

    It would make me feel better.

  • chad

    Where in the heck is the Clowns in Real Men… The alley fight is classic!

  • http://twitter.com/spthomp Scott

    I know it wasn’t a movie but I kept thinking of “Homey the Clown” from In Living Color.

  • jim

    To catch a killer (1992) – John Wayne Gacy – The scariest clown ever and real too!

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  • Devon Huerta

    The clown that visits the house in Uncle Buck. He’s not really creepy per se, but definitely memorable.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eWbelibi9M

  • http://creativei.blog.com rapidshare

    How about the escaped mental hospital patients that dressed up as clowns in the movie “Clown House”…

  • Pacman

    Drunk Clown from Uncle Buck

  • MacGyver1138

    Pennywise would top this list for me, too. Tim Curry can do creepy REALLY well. They are supposed to be making another version of “It” that more closely follows the book. If that is the case, it could be even scarier than that miniseries. That is the only book that ever actually gave me an impending sense of terror.

  • Madison

    @ MacGyver1138

    I would hope they’d bring Curry back to reprise his role as Pennywise!

  • Metallimetal

    If I had only seen the title of this list, then Pennywise definitely would have been the first for me as well. Although the clown that Pee Wee chains his bike to, is a close second, not nearly as terrifying though. When “It” came out, let’s just say that I never looked at storm drainers the same way for quite some time. Mardi Gras wasn’t fun after seeing that mini-series, keep in mind that I’m 25, so that was a long time ago. Come to think of it, even sink and shower drains became very scary to me.

    If they really are planning to remake IT, then it better be good. I would hate for it to be bad and leave a poor mark on a classic. I have yet to read the book, although it’s one that I plan to read. And I know that people sometimes dislike movies because they don’t follow the book all that well, but follow or not, this movie was pretty horrifying at the time.

    Bye the way, I really liked the mentioning of Killer Klowns and Shakes the Clown. I’m not sure that many people knew about those movies. I could be wrong though.

  • Madison

    @ Metallimetal

    The Pee-Wee clown is great, I probably should have included him. He’s performing “surgery” on Pee-Wee’s bike, and then rips away his mask to reveal his smiling clown mouth. Pretty scary (but no Large Marge).

    I feel like anyone who has seen Killer Klowns will remember it. It’s about as weird as a movie can be.

  • http://www.fart.com Fartblossom

    Capt Spaulding raised the bar.

  • scott

    ANY of the clowns from “Dead Clowns”

  • http://clowns sarah

    my sister’s friend hate’s clown’s her name is charily rodinson

  • http://www.thefartfacts.com theo

    I hate clowns :O

  • Coulrophobia

    Old thread, but I was just reading through this and came up with the scariest clown…hands down. John Wayne Gacy. Yes?

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