Sep 01 2009

The Morning Link: Horror Movies are Like Crack

Published by at 7:00 am under Morning Link

Crack

Even Hollywood is embarrassed by the fact that this weekend’s Top 4 competing films featuring horror, death, gore, mayhem, war, Nazis, aliens, and sci-fi all did so well at the box office.

“What a sad statement on movie-going humanity,” a top studio exec emailed me. “And let’s look at the ratings for the top 4 movies at the box office tonight: ‘R’, ‘R’, ‘R’, and ‘R’. Yikes.”

Check out more compelling evidence that horror is crack.




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