Aug 28 2009
Realistic Popeye is AAAaaaAAAAhhHH!!

From artist Rick Baker comes an image that no one who ever wants to make it through life with their childhood intact should ever see. I’ve seen realistic depictions of Mario and Homer Simpson, but this one takes the cake due to its exceptionally creepy pedo vibe.
I’d actually want to see other characters rendered as well, but Olive Oyl would probably look too much like a Holocaust survivor and Bluto would be be Mark McGuire.
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Oh man…I thought the Homer one was freaky, but this…
Holy shit put that abomination behind a break PLEASE.
Like a thousand voices crying out in pain and then suddenly freaked right the fuck out.
Since when was Popeye an old man!?
I think he looks like the pedophile from Family Guy…. so yeah a pedophile not a long shot
As an artist, i don’t find this piece absolutely useless! It does look like he has been captured about his near eighties, if you consider the assumption that he would of lived that long in a real seaman’s life! Keep in mind that “Popeye” is a very proud man who has worked out on the seas a lot, i know i would be proud of an accomplishment like that too! I don’t know what to say about “the eye”, other than it does carry more from his cartoon than real life. Bluto would be another good one, mario and homer are no different from their characters either!
(I’m Not Saying Anything About The “Pedo” Thing, That’s Your Gutter!)
Bill
Holy sh*t, I thought I just saw the eye move!!!
Well, Bobby, seeing as Popeye DID fight in WWII, I’d say… yeah, by this time, he’d be pretty ancient.