Aug 27 2009
The Sun Needs to Shut the **** Up
Alright, I’m done. For some reason, this Megan Fox is Catwoman story has been the straw that’s broken the camel’s back for me. I’ve heard Eddie Murphy as the Riddler, Philip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin and Miley Cyrus as Batgirl, but Fox as Catwoman? It’s one thing to make up a completely unbelievable lie, you stupid tabloid rag, The Sun, but to make one that is easily enough believed by the masses so you get a bunch of page views despite it being completely made up? **** you.
I’m not going to link to the story, but many sites have, and even Fox News picked it up, bastions of journalistic integrity that they are. There should be a law against just making things up to further paper sales and website traffic, even if the story isn’t slanderous. It makes the rest of us who are trying to report the actual news look like chumps when you can just make stuff up and get 10x our traffic. I’m sick of it.
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It’s funny…if you asked me to pick one actress who WOULDN’T be Catwoman, Fox would probably be at the top of my list.
The Eddie Murphy as Riddler rumor was pretty bad, but this is absurd.
“Fox News”
I lol’d
@ Lagrange: Yeah, me too. I believe you could go as far as to say Fox News is an oxymoron.
We aren’t a bit upset, aren’t we?
Well I think, there should be some nice pictures if anyone around here double-clicks his/her Photoshop-Icon on their desktop…
Maybe I’ll have a try, too^^
*ahem*
News Corp. (owner of Fox News) also owns The Sun.
Mystery solved haha.