Alright, I’m done. For some reason, this Megan Fox is Catwoman story has been the straw that’s broken the camel’s back for me. I’ve heard Eddie Murphy as the Riddler, Philip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin and Miley Cyrus as Batgirl, but Fox as Catwoman? It’s one thing to make up a completely unbelievable lie, you stupid tabloid rag, The Sun, but to make one that is easily enough believed by the masses so you get a bunch of page views despite it being completely made up? **** you.

I’m not going to link to the story, but many sites have, and even Fox News picked it up, bastions of journalistic integrity that they are. There should be a law against just making things up to further paper sales and website traffic, even if the story isn’t slanderous. It makes the rest of us who are trying to report the actual news look like chumps when you can just make stuff up and get 10x our traffic. I’m sick of it.