Aug 26 2009
Come On ‘Vampire’s Assistant,’ I’m Trying to Like You!
So why did you come out with this horrendously shitty poster? Whatever this kid’s name is, he’s not remotely cute or a Robert Pattinson look-a-like, so you’re not going to trick Twi-tards into seeing this. And John C. Reily is certainly not Taylor Lautner.
This movie looks to be a welcome, fresh take on a genre taken over by stupidity and teenagers, so don’t go mucking it up. I think I can make out Salma Hayek, but who the hell is that behind her? He’s so damn small I need to blow this thing up in photoshop just to see who it is. And I’m still going to go with “vague fog man” after further investigation.
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I don’t get why Reilly isn’t front and center in this poster. After Step Brothers, I’m willing to give a chance to any comedy he’s in.
Who gives a shit about the poster? It’s John C. Reilly not doing an Apatow movie and, perhaps, returning to his amazing acting skills. I am really looking forward to this.
(Sidenote: Don’t get me wrong, I -loved- Talledega Nights, Step Brothers, and Walk Hard but… seriously, the man absolutely DOMINATED the 2002 Academy Awards. Three of his films were nominated for Best Picture and he got a Best Supporting Actor nod. Not to mention he was also nominated for a Grammy for the Walk Hard song. The man is incredibly talented and lately he hasn’t been living up to that talent. This looks like a step in the right direction, at least, even if it will end up being a kid’s film which I think it will)
The fiance and I recently re-watched Gangs of New York and were maybe.. oh.. 40 seconds into it when both of our jaws dropped. There’s John C. Reilly. Acting intimidating. A movie I love very much, an actor I love very much, and I had no idea they had once done the dance of film together.
Whaaaaaaaaat? *mind blown*
I heard this year or next year there making a spoof on twilight. lol you can check out a spoof on youtube made by some kids REEEAAALLLLY funny lay off bro its just a stupid poster