Aug 21 2009

Alright ‘Queen’s Blade,’ Time to Dial it Back a Notch

Published by Paul Tassi at 1:00 pm under Images, Video Games

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Look, I can appreciate how other people appreciate large-breasted anime chicks, but this latest batch of Queen’s Blade screenshots is just losing all concept of reality and physics. Look at those things! They’re not boobs, they’re actually bags filed with sand, as Steve Carrell might say. They’re throw pillows, watermelons, flesh torpedos, and all other other pseudonyms that never have literally translated before, until now.

I’ve got one more you have to see after the jump. I think it’s going for “sexy librarian MILF meets Ivy from Soul Calibur,” but I can’t be sure. Maybe they balance out that comically oversized sword.

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“Timmy, you have to stop breastfeeding. You’re ten.”

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3 Responses to “Alright ‘Queen’s Blade,’ Time to Dial it Back a Notch”

  1. Madisonon 21 Aug 2009 at 1:13 pm

    The bottom one looks like an anime Palin.

  2. espensoron 21 Aug 2009 at 6:47 pm

    I don’t understand what the problem is.

  3. carxon 22 Aug 2009 at 8:57 pm

    the top set of knockers look like the legs of a chubby My little pony.

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