Aug 20 2009

A Terrifyingly Sexy Gallery of Night Elf Cosplay

Published by at 10:00 am under Images,Video Games


I don’t trust myself to get within 30 feet of World of Warcraft, for fear that I will become hopelessly addicted to it and wake up thirty years later living under a bridge playing via stolen wi-fi as the rest of my life lays in shambles. Therefore, I’m not exactly an expert on the subject of Night Elves, which is one of the classes races in the game. Here’s what I’ve deduced:

- They are magical

- They are hot

- They are part goat

- Part smurf

- Part Zelda

- Part stripper

- And part elf

How am I doing? In any case, I find that they’re a frequent subject of uber-professional cosplay, and make for some of the best costumes I’ve ever seen in the field. Here’s a gallery of hot night elves that will also freak you out just a little bit. Anyone who didn’t paint their skin purple is cheating.



















More Unreal Posts

19 responses so far

19 Responses to “A Terrifyingly Sexy Gallery of Night Elf Cosplay”

  1. Anonymouson 20 Aug 2009 at 11:10 am

    Night Elf is a Race, not a class.

  2. SargentMacon 20 Aug 2009 at 11:53 am

    Nerd comments don’t count Anon.

  3. Limituson 20 Aug 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Didn’t find a sexy one (except the korean ones, or whatever her “race” is)… But as always the koreans are cheating when it comes to cosplay…

  4. Tishyon 20 Aug 2009 at 1:47 pm

    This is a mix of Night Elves and Blood Elves, but most of these costumes are amazing.

  5. GALERÍA DE ELFAS OSCURAS | GamesAjareon 20 Aug 2009 at 2:15 pm

    [...] de manera sensual al estilo elfa oscura o morada o como se llamen esas razas realmente, y posteriormente se pueden hacer recopilaciones interesantes como las aquí pubicadas. Estos elfos oscuros, buenos tipos ellos y contentos de verlas a ellas, si [...]

  6. Madisonon 20 Aug 2009 at 3:30 pm

    @ SeargentMac

    Congrats – your comment amused me more than all others this day.

  7. SirEdwardon 20 Aug 2009 at 6:35 pm

    Part Goat?

    What? You mean like:

    Yeah, I’m a nerd.

  8. Patrioton 21 Aug 2009 at 2:36 am

    I find it cool, but as you see Asians are better and pretty. Don’t you think so? And on the other hand, this game is good.

  9. Bobbyon 21 Aug 2009 at 11:17 am

    Unreality just became a porn site for wow nerds.

  10. Paul Tassion 21 Aug 2009 at 11:27 am

    That’s always been our goal.

  11. [...] -Ember Reigns bikini strip tease (NSFW) -The All-Stars of the Missouri Hooters Bikini Car Wash -A creepily hot gallery of sexy elves -The hottest chicks in Quentin Tarantino movie history -Stonybrook University volleyball players [...]

  12. [...] A Terrifyingly Sexy Gallery of Night Elf Cosplay [...]

  13. stuetzlon 26 Aug 2009 at 1:18 pm

    funny, how princess leia’s bikini has influenced the night-elf underwear/costumes

  14. Becon 02 Jun 2010 at 3:28 pm

    They aren’t part goat… I think that is the Draenei.

    Epic- seriously anyone who has enough confidence to wear THAT shouldn’t be playing WoW.

  15. Gothzillaon 13 Jul 2010 at 11:28 pm

    THANX! I made all the Blood Elves and Night Elves for Blizzard and believe me, strapping 8 models into their costumes and painting 4 of them purple… Actually paint THEN costume… with all of them and my crew crammed into 2 small hotel rooms. Now that I think about it, that WAS fun! (But not half as much as scrubbing the purple OFF the girls!


  16. [...] there that fall into a few different categories. There are the ones that are paid by companies to dress up as Night Elves and stand around being ogled by nerds at booths.  There are those who have a brief moment in the [...]

  17. Vicky xue meion 26 Dec 2010 at 11:27 am

    Love the Asian ones. I want to be a world of Warcraft night elf for halloween!!! But do they sell night elf extensions, armor costume, weapons anywhere? Next halloween I’m gonna be a nelf :)!

  18. Angelresson 13 Feb 2011 at 12:10 am

    All the American NEs and BEs don’t look that good. The Asians are fine, they just don’t have the right noses. All of their other features compliment those of an elf – the kinda pale skin, small mouths, and general body shape. I’m not going to say anything about the eyes.
    On the other hand, American people have the noses, they have a variety of mouths, and of course, the eyes are the correct shape. But there’s just something about them that doesn’t look so … elf-like.
    Conclusion: asians make the best elves.

  19. AbominableSnowDudeon 16 Jun 2011 at 5:53 pm

    If all you WoW chicks are that hot, I might start getting into it…

Trackback URI | Comments RSS

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.


Celebrity Toob

Celebrity Gossip, Pictures, Videos, Net Worth & Bios