Aug 19 2009
Behold, ‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’ on the Wii

Dear. Lord.
Do I even have to say anything? As much as I love ripping on the Wii, the picture is actually quite infuriating. It represents everything I hate about the system, which dumbs down games with shitty controls and shitty graphics so that its wee little processor can handle them and your grandma and four year-old niece can play.
Why are they even doing this? It’s like watching a puppy trying to bench press a dumptruck. It’s a valiant effort to be sure, but it’s sure as hell not going to work out in the end.
Check out more horrendous screenshots over at Joystiq.
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Ugh…it looks like a decent N64 game…
What annoys me is that it’s not the Wii that is the problem, it’s the lazy developers. You can make some pretty good looking games on the Wii, but do the developers want to put any effort into the games for the Wii? Not when it pays so well not to.
Ugh.
I can’t stand the Wii. I was over at my friends who had MLB 09. It looked like I was playing Backyard Baseball with floating people.
CoD Modern Warfare 2 for 360 will be insanely awesome.
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My N64 looks better than this.