Aug 18 2009
Oh NOW I Remember Why I Stopped Watching ‘Smallville’
Why yes, your assumption from the picture is correct. The Wonder Twins ARE in fact coming to Smallville, because after nine years, you just start to run out of ideas. Even though in Smallville‘s case that happened about six years ago.
The Wonder Twins were possibly the lamest superheroes in history, with their ability to transform by touching each other (innuendo clearly intended) merely a bad version of Green Lantern’s ring. Even on the Saturday morning Justice League show, you could tell all the other superheroes hated them.
But here they are, showing up in Smallville to be played by Allison Scagliotti and David Gallagher respectively. What were their names again Bam and Zara? Jan and Barja? Zork and Manza?
Zan and Jayna. Got it. Someone watch this and tell me how it goes, I don’t think I can bear to look myself.
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my girlfriend liked this show for some reason, she knows it’s crap but she wanted to know how season 8 ends.
rest assure I gave her hell for that
Whatever happened with Doomsday? THAT was a cool idea, I thought.
Stoped about season 3 or 4.
Season 8 you say? I guess Clark still can’t fly, can he?
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I told you how bad this show was 5 years ago…if only you would have trusted me.