Aug 18 2009
How Many Shirtless Werewolves Can You Fit Into One ‘New Moon’ Promo?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88XMYAfbLS0
I’ve think I’ve jumped the fence on the whole Twilight series. It’s easy to to sit back and take pot shots at its ridiculous storyline, ridiculous writing, ridiculous acting and ridiculous fans, but now? It’s just too easy.
Behold a two-minute “preview trailer” where Taylor Lautner talks about his werewolf character in New Moon, accompanied by footage that features him wearing a shirt for a grand total of four seconds. Shots of his abs are interspersed with him doing things like climbing houses, curling motocross bikes and him telling us specifically that Jacob Black is now THIRTY POUNDS bigger. Then Bella repeats the famous line that will stick in my brain forever, “You know, you’re actually kind of beautiful.”
There’s no point in making fun of this. It’s like fishing with dynamite. Give me something hard to ridicule.
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Wow. Did the werewolves ever wear shirts in the book?
never read the books, but i know, my girlfriend will drag me into any cinema we come across to watch this movie -.-
I wonder what it feels like beeing a girl reading the book.
I guess, with all the teasing, it’s the closest you can get to porn with a book from the childs section in a book store.
transformers was just as dumb but wasn’t nearly as shitted on as this. i wonder why?
Transformers 2 was without a doubt worse than Twilight. There I said it.
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