Aug 17 2009
What inspired me to write this post? Oh, that’s easy: Paul’s post on terrifying Ronald McDonald pictures. I didn’t have a childhood fear of Ronald, but I did have a fascination with Grimace. How could you not? He’s gigantic, purple, and defies explanation. What is he? Where is he from? What does he eat? Probably children.
I know tha Ronald is considered the leader of the McDonald’s gang, but I’m convinced he’s just a figurehead. There’s no way that goofy clown tells Grimace what to do. Grimace runs sh*t; he’s the boss. You think Ronald is going to step up to a purple monster that could swallow him whole?
I did some searching online to see what the hell is Griamce’s deal. After the jump, take a look at 20 of the most surreal pictures of Grimace ever.
I knew he ate kids.
Grimace loves the action.
Where’s his other hand?
It speaks for itself.
Grimace has been drinking for 8 hours straight.
Miss Piggy is going to be pissed.
Grimace and Hamburgler telling Anthony Anderson how much Transformers sucked.
Dear God, no.
Grimace achieves Yokozuna status.
Grimace eagles yet another hole.
I’m not sure what’s going on here, but charges will be pressed.
Grimace likes to soften them up a bit before cooking them.
Grimace making the best of his time off.
Better to die of fright than be eaten alive.
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