The fact that Hollywood was able to turn a PBS star who looks like a tranny version of Herman Munster into box office gold is sure to get noticed, and if there’s one thing Hollywood likes to do, it’s run an idea into the ground.

Since it’s only a matter of time before some desperate studio green lights a similar film,  Screen Junkies have compiled a list of the top five PBS personalities who deserve a movie.

All they’re asking for in return is a producer credit and 10% of the domestic gross (and 20% of the international).