Aug 12 2009
Is This What We’ve Come To? – The 14-Second ‘New Moon’ Trailer
Yes, this is a trailer of another trailer which is coming at a later date. What kind of crazy ADD do we have in this country where a million little girls can get this excited over 14 seconds of nonsense?
In any case, this micro-trailer still manages to have one shirtless shot of a werewolf and one absolutely idiotic Stephanie Meyer line, “You’re sort of beautiful.” That would be awkward enough if it was the guy saying that to the girl, but nope, in Soviet Russia Forks, GIRL patronizes YOU!
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Though it was only 14 seconds they still managed to convey awkwardness and bad acting. That’s impressive.
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